[Copypasta] McDonald's BTS Meal

So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster. Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created. I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army". bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande
June 2021
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Valor To Me!

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August 2014
imaqtpie

"lmao" should be banned. "lol" is better.

An Unpopular Opinion: "lmao" is used too much on the internet. First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will. L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction O Off - ^^^ "lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically). The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially. Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild. In conclusion, "lmao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.
July 2021

Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

twitchquotes: Hey guys, Im a blizzard employee and I wanted to give all you fellow kripparians a sneak peak at one of our new GvG cards. It's called the coin- 0 mana and if you play it turn 1 as the first player, it randomly selects a player and they automatically win. Hope you are all excited for the new expansion, please don't copy paste or I might get fired.
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November 2014
TidesOfTime

Fluttershy

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November 2014

Cattarrian's warning to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Cแด€แด›แด›แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด สœแด‡ส€แด‡. I แด‹ษดแดแดก แดส แด„แดษดsแด›แด€ษดแด› Mแด‡แดแดกแด‡ส€ษชษดแด ษชs แด€ษดษดแดสษชษดษข สแดแดœ, ส™แดœแด› I แด€แด แดษดสŸส แด›ส€สษชษดษข แด›แด แดกแด€ส€ษด สแดแดœ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ Sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs. Yแดแดœ sแด‡แด‡, I แด€แด แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด‡ส€ สŸแด€sแด› BF แด›แดœส€ษดแด‡แด… ษชษดแด›แด แด€ Cแด€แด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดœsษชษดษข BสŸแด€แด„แด‹ Mแด€ษขษชแด„ แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดแดœแด›s. Iแด›'s แด›แดแด สŸแด€แด›แด‡ า“แดส€ แดแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด sแด›ษชสŸสŸ sแด€แด แด‡ สแดแดœส€sแด‡สŸา“. Rแดœษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดœษด!!!
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August 2014
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