[Copypasta] SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isnโ€™t some lgbtq+ stuff Heโ€™s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
June 2021
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Please play AD Sion

twitchquotes: แดษชsแด›แด‡ส€ sแด€ษดแด›แด€ษดแด€, ษช แด€แด ษดแดแด› แด˜แด€สษชษดษข แด€แด…ส™สŸแดแด„แด‹ า“ษชแด แด‡ แด…แดสŸสŸแด€ส€s แด€ แดแดษดแด›สœ ษชษด แด แดสŸแดœษดแด›แด€ส€ส แด„แดษดแด›ส€ษชส™แดœแด›ษชแดษดs แด›แด แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ สแดแดœ ษดแดแด› แด˜สŸแด€ส แด€แด… sษชแดษด. ษดแดแดก สŸแด‡แด›'s sแด‡แด‡ sแดแดแด‡ แดา“ แด›สœแด€แด› ษขแดแดแด… sสœษชแด› แดส€ แด‡สŸsแด‡ ษช แดษชษขสœแด› สœแด€แด แด‡ แด›แด แด„สŸษชแด„แด‹ แด›สœแด‡ sแดœส™sแด„ส€ษชส™แด‡ ส™แดœแด›แด›แดษด.
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August 2014
imaqtpie

TriHard

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–“โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
November 2014

Take the ส•โ€ขอกแดฅโ€ขส” or the ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰

twitchquotes: เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ Hey Kripp, You take the ส•โ€ขอกแดฅโ€ขส” - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ - you stay in Dongerland and I show you how deep the arena-hole goes. เผผ โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ เผฝ
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

twitchquotes: Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โ€œI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ€ Rania consoles him, โ€œItโ€™s okay sweetheart. I love you.โ€ Kripp responds in tears โ€œI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโ€™t play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ€ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโ€™s neck, โ€œItโ€™s okay baby, itโ€™ll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ€ Kripp lets out a scream, โ€œNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโ€™S CARD GAME!โ€
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November 2018
Kripp

Artifact

Masturbation on a plane should be socially acceptable

March 2021
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