SpongeBob is asexual
No this isnāt some lgbtq+ stuff
Heās a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
I used to be a real ad
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Easter emoji pasta
HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNYš°š°š° HOES!!! Today is ššEaster!! You know what that meansš¤š¤š¤??? Itās time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCKš«š«š¦š¦š¦ u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK š«š¦ then itās time for āŖļøchurchāŖļø!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICKšššš because jesus is CUMMINGš©ššš¦ back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSYšš©šššš¦šš. Then itās time for the egg hunt šµšµšµ!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLEšš© CRACK š«š and CREVICE š¤šš for the GRAND PRIZE š¤š getting that šµšøšŗPASTEL PUSSYšš£š® RODE ššš into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNYš°š°š° HOESšš«šš¦. If u get 5ļøā£ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get š back ur a LOADED šš
šš»ššš¦š¦ EASTER BASKET. If you get 2ļøā£0ļøā£ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED š±ššš¦š¦IN UR RABBIT š°šš°HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
Holiday Emoji
Easter
Holiday
I have a really small keyboard
twitchquotes:
Ź°įµĖ”įµ įµįµ į¶Ź°įµįµ į“µ Ź°įµįµįµ įµ Ź³įµįµĖ”Ė”Źø Ė¢įµįµĖ”Ė” įµįµŹøįµįµįµŹ³įµ įµāæįµ į“µ'įµ Ė¢įµįµį¶įµ įµŹøįµį¶¦āæįµ Ė”į¶¦įµįµ įµŹ°į¶¦Ė¢
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Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017
twitchquotes:
The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
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Kripp
Hearthstone
LET'S BUILD A RAINBOW CHAT!
Chuck Testa and Cattarian
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripparian its me Chuck Testa. I'd personally like to Taxidermize your friend beast Cattarian. "Hey Kripp, it's me Cattarian and I approve of this method!" NOOOOPE it's just me Chuck Testa. Your cat would appreciate being worshiped and praised in the afterlife though. So, lets get that cats body and let me do my hobby.
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Kripp