SpongeBob is asexual
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Heโs a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Tavern Brawl. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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Pleb Test Passed
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โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ loidW โ mitchW โ reckW โ sodaW โ taymooW โ PLEB TEST PASSED.
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cant understand how you have a popular stream
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cant understand how you have a popular stream. you keep saying โi dont even know what im doingโ and it shows. youโre strats... wait do you have any? doesnโt seem like it. you just seem consistantly terrible. dunno why people watch you. youโre not entertaining or educating or anything... just another garbage ARAM player... lost a potential watcher for... literally anyone else
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