SpongeBob is asexual
No this isnβt some lgbtq+ stuff
Heβs a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
I used to be a real ad
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ’?
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ’? 
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lβ’ Developers)
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lβ’ Developers)
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Kripp
sellout
We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp
twitchquotes:
Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedΒ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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Kripp
Do you like what you see?
Chinese characters wave
twitchquotes:
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I've been making fake sub names for Kripp
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Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.
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Kripp