SpongeBob is asexual
No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
He’s a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED
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ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. 
IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE.
ATTENTION TWITCH CHAT. IS BEING REMOVED BY NAZI ADMINS. PLEASE SPAM SO THEY DO NOT REMOVE THE EMOTE.
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Kripp
Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables
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Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
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Kripp
SPAM THIS PONG TO FREE HONG KONG
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SPAM 🏓 THIS 🏓 PONG 🏓 TO 🏓 FREE 🏓 HONG 🏓 KONG 🏓
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OverwatchLeague
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I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much
I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj
He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice.
My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.
xQcOW