[Copypasta] SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff He’s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
June 2021
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Don't ever smoke

twitchquotes: My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your stream gave me cancer anyway.
twitch chat
January 2020

Classic

MOM I NEED V-BUCKS

twitchquotes: β—οΈβœ‹ OK MOM βœ‹β—οΈWE NEED TO TALK 😑😀 I NEED V-BUCKS πŸ˜œπŸ’΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S 😎🀨 I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🀬 I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH πŸ—‘οΈπŸ”« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR πŸ˜πŸ‘ NOW I NEED YOU πŸ§πŸ‘‰ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎πŸ”₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW 🀯🀬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ’― NOW I'LL BE IN BED πŸ˜΄πŸ’€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πŸ˜”πŸ“šπŸšΈ
twitch chat
November 2018

Fortnite

You can't stop what's coming leafboy

You can't stop what's coming leafboy. I walk all over leaves every autumn, you think this year will be any different? Your flag is a fucking leaf. You chose the one part of the tree that dies every year. Not only that, but it's one of hundreds of leaves, thousands if it's a big tree. All dead come winter. Every winter. A vicious cycle. Totally insignificant. As soon as the tree has had it's way with you you are cast to the Earth to be trod by all other living things. Ants? They not only stomp about you, they will steal your corpse and use it for their people. Birds steal your lifeless shell with impunity. Leaves not only die once, but every year. A brave man dies only once, but leaves die a thousand deaths, or at least 20 or 30 if the tree lives that long. Perhaps more. Every year, leafs crunch beneath my boot. This year shall be no different. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. The day of the rake is at hand because every day is the day of the rake and has always been.
January 2021

How will this effect my embroidery frame?

twitchquotes: Hey reynad i'm an artist, i fucked up my picture, how will this effect my embroidery frame?
twitch chat
July 2014
Reynad

hi reckful this is your mother :)

twitchquotes: hi reckful this is your mother :) to help you not feel lonely i made this simulation in which 10k watch you play but theyre actually all just me to prove it ill copy paste this on all my accounts :)
twitch chat
July 2019
Reckful
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