SpongeBob is asexual
No this isn’t some lgbtq+ stuff
He’s a fucking sea sponge
They reproduce asexually
I used to be a real ad
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Lightning McQueen (Cars)
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Female racist
wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! 
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.
Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement
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Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
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FeelsRainMan
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Pepe
CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste
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(▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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