WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I donβt even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, itβs a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that youβve spammed, so youβre spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesnβt really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means itβs a pretty good pasta.
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Your sorry excuse for a job
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Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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