WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I donβt even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
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Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
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(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
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HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON
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A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?"
A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
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Pressing random numbers as a form of camaraderie
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Do you losers get a joy out of having people press random numbers on their keyboard when you tell them to? Does it validate your pathetic life? This is why I hate twitch chat, bunch of anti-social weaboos pressing random numbers as a form of camaraderie. How about you actually start a conversation with one another instead of being weird, yes I'm srs.
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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth
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