WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
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All is then right with the world
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Maybe his long Journey away from the evil drug that is Hearthstone has brought moral clarity to his life. Kripp rises up and breaks away from the shackles the succubus has locked Kripp in. Papaparrian holds the key and sets Kripp's mind free. He swears to never go back to Greece or play Hearthstone ever again. Kripp moves back in with Papa and finally gets his OJ sponsorship. The beautifully creamy wall is vibrant as Kripp uploads his newest video in the old wonderland. "Hey guys how's it going, Kripparian here." Kripp starts up PoE again in anticipation of the new expansion being released, theory crafting builds. He is happy and filled with life each day of streaming.
All is then right with the world.
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Kripp
All becoming SELLOUT
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Ｗｈｅｎ ＳＰＯＮＳＯＲＥＤ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ｇｏｅｓ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｐｏｃｋｅｔ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｄｏｌｌａｒｓ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｐｏｎｓｏｒ． Ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ
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Kripp
sellout
No YEP COCK today
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NO 
COCK TODAY IM SAD
COCK TODAY IM SAD
Pepe
Taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk
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Don't mind me just taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___0
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Forsen
a tesla drives down the street in 2021
the year is 2021
A tesla drives down the street
unknowing of the danger behind it
a beast of American metal and lightning
The driver realizes he is in danger in his commie-fornia shoebox
He presses the pussy pedal as hard as he can
It cannot save him, he can hear the music already
"THIS IS GAWWWWWD'S COUNTRRRRRYYYYYYY"
He realizes he is already dead
In an instant he becomes like a fly in the grill of a truck
In the grill of the Ford F-150 EV
It stops for no one