This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
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A fine capitalist girl
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I may beβ a communist π©ββοΈ but if i seeπ a fine π―ππ© capitalist π°πΊπΈ girl π±ββοΈ you betπ€π imma be tryna seize π the means of dat booty πππ¦π―
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I hate gaming laptops
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Wow! I love Verizonβ’!
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Wow! I love Verizonβ’! Iβm glad that the internet is so free! Isnβt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itβs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iβm sure they wonβt abuse it! Thank you Verizonβ’! I love Verizonβ’! Donβt you love Verizonβ’?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonβ’! Canβt you see theyβre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donβt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonβ’! Thank you Verizonβ’! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying βthis is whatβs best for a free and open internetβ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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Fulfill your wish, spam this fish
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FULFILL YOUR WISH BY SPAMMING THIS FISH
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