I screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus ππππππππππππ
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus ππππππππππππ
Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmate⦠but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iβm the imposter and Iβd love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iβd love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayβ¦ because Iβd love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardβ¦. but Iβve got something harder.
Iβm jealous of your hatβ¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iβd love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youβre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youβre the imposter, Iβd love to be the ventβ¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskβ¦ Because Iβd have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iβve got a big bone sticking out nowβ¦
Thankful to have you as a crewmate⦠but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iβm the imposter and Iβd love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iβd love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayβ¦ because Iβd love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardβ¦. but Iβve got something harder.
Iβm jealous of your hatβ¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iβd love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youβre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youβre the imposter, Iβd love to be the ventβ¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskβ¦ Because Iβd have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iβve got a big bone sticking out nowβ¦
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. He was very sus. I canβt stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until itβs as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. I hope I can ever meet him. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my twitching butthole with everything he got. This is how my wet dreams end every single day, I canβt stop thinking about the impostor of the hitgame Among Us.
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. He was very sus. I canβt stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until itβs as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. I hope I can ever meet him. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my twitching butthole with everything he got. This is how my wet dreams end every single day, I canβt stop thinking about the impostor of the hitgame Among Us.
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.