[Copypasta] Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
March 2021

CSGO

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Inferno and cobblestone chickens

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We found this new site called CSGO Lotto

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I’m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked

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