[Copypasta] Being a hentai actress must be so weird

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youโ€™re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000ยฅ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
February 2021

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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr๐Ÿฒ๐ŸŠ x3๐Ÿ˜‹ nuzzles how are you๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚ pounces on you๐Ÿ˜› youโ€™re๐Ÿ˜ƒ so๐Ÿ˜„ warm๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ˆ o3o๐Ÿ˜ notices๐Ÿ˜ฏ you have a bulge๐Ÿ† o:๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ someoneโ€™s happy๐Ÿ˜ƒ ;)๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ nuzzles your necky wecky๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜—~ murr~ hehehe๐Ÿ˜Š rubbies๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคš your bulgy๐Ÿ† wolgy youโ€™re๐Ÿ˜Œ so big๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ :oooo rubbies๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคš more on your bulgy๐Ÿ† wolgy it๐Ÿšซ doesnโ€™t stop๐Ÿ›‘ growing ยท///ยท ๐Ÿ˜kisses๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜ you๐Ÿ™‚ and lickies๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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April 2019

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POV: you get approached by the weaboo kid

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธare you the๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘new girl๐Ÿ˜œhehโ˜บ๏ธ i thought so๐Ÿ˜Œiโ€™ve never seen๐Ÿ‘€ you before๐Ÿค” cone e chee wah โœ‹๐Ÿป iโ€™m david-kun๐Ÿ˜šitโ€™s so nice๐Ÿ˜›to finally meet you๐Ÿคชyou look just like๐Ÿ˜ณmy waifu๐ŸฅตHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นanyways๐Ÿ˜iโ€™m so sorry๐Ÿ˜”about the jerks๐Ÿ˜กin class๐Ÿ˜คtheyre all๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปBAKA๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿปthey only want๐Ÿ˜ญone thing๐Ÿ˜ซnot me๐Ÿฅดi just like๐Ÿค“to watch๐Ÿ“บmy favourite anime๐Ÿ˜jiu jitsu kaisen๐Ÿ˜and read manga๐Ÿ˜Žmmmalso๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿปithinkyourereallycool๐Ÿ˜…kawaee desu neigh๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸดHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นnghuuh๐Ÿ˜ฃiโ€™m sorry๐Ÿ˜คiโ€™m just nervous๐Ÿ˜ญokay๐Ÿ˜กitโ€™s just๐Ÿ˜‰well๐Ÿ˜‹itโ€™s just๐Ÿฅตmm I JUST WANT TO KNOW๐Ÿค”IF I CAN SUCK๐Ÿ‘…ON YOUR NIPPLETS๐ŸคญOKAYโ“well๐Ÿ˜ฐwhat do you ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปNNGGGH๐Ÿ˜ต
February 2021

Weebs

Anime girl 12

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ คโ –โ šโข‰โฃฉโฃญโกญโ ›โ “โ ฒโ ฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ƒโข€โกดโขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ โฃ โ ‹โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฃโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โกพโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃนโฃ†โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโ € โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโข€โฃ‡โกˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‘โข„โก€โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โขธโ €โขปโกŸโกปโขถโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ Ÿโกณโขฟโฃฆโก‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โฃธโ €โขธโ ƒโก‡โข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโก—โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ  โ €โ €โกโ €โฃผโ €โขณโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโฃ€โฃ€โ ”โฃธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกŸโ € โ €โ €โก‡โข€โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโ € โ €โขธโ ƒโ ˜โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ € โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โขถโก‡โ €โ €โขฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โขฐโ ‡โก„โ €โ €โ €โกฟโขฃโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ดโกžโ ‰โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ €โ € โฃธโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โขธโ €โ € โฃฟโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ คโ ถโ ถโ พโ คโ „โขธโ €โก€โ ธโฃฟโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โก‡โ €โก‡โ €โ €โก€โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโกŒโฃตโก€โขณโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก€ โก‡โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โก‡โกธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฎโขงโฃ€โฃปโข‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขง โฃ‡โ €โข โ €โ €โขณโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกŽโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜ โขปโ €โ ˆโ ฐโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ ˜โขฎโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก†โ €โ €โ ‡โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ณโฃ„โก€โขขโก€
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April 2020

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I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "ๆˆฆใ„, ๆˆฆใ„" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
April 2022

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Attack on Titan

Yuno Gasai

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–โ–โ–’โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–„โ– โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’
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