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Absence of the "legendary" card back
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( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ΰ²°ΰ³ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMidβ’ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ΰ²° ΔΉΜ― ΰ²°ΰ³ )
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Kripp
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I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonaldβs for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonaldβs I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
The prodigal son has returned
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Papparin opens the door to see a hobo squating outside his house. He hugs the lankey figure and tears drip onto a Diablo 2 shirt that has seen better times. "Tonight we feast," Papparin says as he begins to prepare a meal of falafel. Kripp flops down on his bed, surrounded by empty OJ cartons from a year ago. The prodigal son has returned.
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Kripp
no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers
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chat moving so fast no one will notice me seeking attention from strangers on the internet because my parents didn't give me any.
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Donald Trump said to Trump
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Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, βdid u Trumpβ¦Trump?β He replied βNo Trump I didnβt Trump while playing Trumpsβ¦Trumpβ, Trump then said βsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsβ¦Trumpβ, He replied βHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingβ¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerβ¦?β 
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