[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning ๐ŸŒ„, masculinity ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€ is NO ๐ŸšซโŒ LONGER ๐Ÿ“ LEGAL ๐ŸŒโš–. If you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are masculine ๐Ÿ‘ด, please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ report ๐Ÿ“„ to your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ nearest ๐Ÿ’ž Femboy ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Education ๐ŸŽ“ Center ๐Ÿขโœˆ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ž thigh-high socks ๐Ÿงฆ. Those who fail ๐Ÿšซ to follow ๐Ÿ‘ฃ these orders ๐Ÿ“‘๐ŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED โŒ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜ก.
December 2020
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Hello Reynad, this is your Mother

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-
twitch chat
December 2014
Reynad

He fills my butt with his Blood Thirster

twitchquotes: I sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แดส ส™แดœแด›แด›แด„สœแด‡แด‡แด‹s า“แดส€ QT. Hแด‡ แด˜แด‡ษดแด‡แด›ส€แด€แด›แด‡s แดแด‡. I แด„แด€ษด า“แด‡แด‡สŸ แดส ส™แดœแด›แด› แด›แด‡แด€ส€ษชษดษข แด€s แดส แด‡สแด‡s sแด›แด€ส€แด› แด›แด แดกแด€แด›แด‡ส€. I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ สœษชแด. Hแด‡ ส€แดแด€ส€s แด€ แดษชษขสœแด›ส ส€แดแด€ส€ แด€s สœแด‡ า“ษชสŸสŸสŸs แดส ส™แดœแด›แด› แดกษชแด›สœ สœษชs BสŸแดแดแด… Tสœษชส€sแด›แด‡ส€.
twitch chat
July 2014
imaqtpie

One chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all

twitchquotes: ใƒฝเผผโ˜‘ู„อœโ˜‘เผฝ๏พ‰ I pledge allegiance to the chat of the United States of Kripparian, and to the Spammerino for which it stands, one chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all ใƒฝเผผโ˜‘ู„อœโ˜‘เผฝ๏พ‰
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Master Yi is broken

Not likely. I bet you probably go 0/6 against him and come to Reddit afterwards to complain about him so you can feel better about losing. I'm 100% convinced that the same people who like to joke about a Master Yi's "thought process" are the same people who whine about Aatrox and Katarina because they haven't got a clue what grievous wounds is. Every champion has a counter, if you don't understand Master Yi's counter (jungle invading, timing abilities, proper itemization), then why do you bother to circlejerk the "Master Yi is broken" stereotype?
March 2021

League of Legends

Don't feel too bad after Team Liquid destroys G2

twitchquotes: Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! ๐Ÿ™‚
twitch chat
May 2019
Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

EU vs NA

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