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React Andys constantly pausing the YouTube video
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Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and shut the fuck up.
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Mizkif
Wait Aurateur is actually bald?
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Iβve been blind since birth. After restorative eye surgery I got a new lease on life. I can drive, watch TV, see the sunset. But more importantly, I can finally truly watch my favorite twitch streamer, Aurateur. From the sounds of it he is a god gamer and the chat is so rambunctious itβs always a good time. Alright, time to log into twitch and see what heβs up to........ Wait this guy is actually bald? lmao Iβm outta here
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Aurateur
George Orwell ruined my life
Iβm a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was βsexually harassingβ her. Itβs clear she just wasnβt intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iβve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iβm clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iβm some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
For a little donger, I pack a big punch!
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ΰΌΌ α€ο»Ώββ‘β ΰΌ½α€ For a little donger, I pack a big punch! ΰΌΌ α€ο»Ώββ‘β ΰΌ½α€!!!
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Trump
UwU in the streets
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iβm an UwU in the streets but an OwO in the sheets
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