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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport
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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport played by high society clubs like S.M.E.G. on emoting grounds across twitch. To play, one player posts a satirical block of text to the pitch, usually with a paygated emote such as 
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
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Obi Wan Shapiro
Okay, so letβs say hypothetically, these werenβt the droids youβre looking for. You see, the droids youβre looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids youβre looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids youβre looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these arenβt the droid youβre looking for.
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The true glory of Moonmoon's improvised story-telling
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itβs an insult to hear βair fryers are as good as fryingβ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iβm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iβm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iβll never stop upvoting and loving you all butβ¦ but Iβm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an βextra air ovenβ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment βyou clearly donβt own an air fryerβ Iβd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnβt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.