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Bungie messages Dr Lupo about Destiny
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Hi DrLupo, it's Cliff, from Bungie. Yea I work two jobs, it's to afford my sick v6 BMW. Heard you were having some issues connecting to our game. Our records show you aren't on our Streamer Prime servers, with the notes 'Fortnite made you' and 'Tarkov Daddy' Flagged on your account. I regret to inform you only real Destiny streamers can play today. Feel free to submit an appeal, loser.
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Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone
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(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Now watch closely Twitch Chat as Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone. (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’)
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Reynad
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Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand
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Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks 
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Kripp
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I donβt know what Overwatch is
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I donβt know what Overwatch is. Thereβs a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donβt know. And then sometimes if that wasnβt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iβm getting a handle on what βJunkrat kin discourseβ is yall show up with βThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperβ and then SHEβS part of the Overwatchers. βThis is Swedish Beefcakeβ could yall? not?? I still donβt know what a Hanzo is.
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Forsen's chat probably has the most incels
Been observing a variety of chats on twitch and its interesting observing their differences. I'd say Forsens chat probably has the most incels. The typical insecure probably small pp 8chan slithering alt right incels who look for any excuse to spam "cmonbruh" or "Pokket". Don't get me wrong there are times to spam those emotes but sometimes they go overboard. That being said I'm not calling Forsen or the majority of his chat incels but he probably has the most per capita.
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