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Please top switching the first 2 letters of words
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Dear chat, please top switching the first 2 letters of words; thereby forming a new or complety bogus word. For example in the two word sentence: "MIC MUTED". I and manny others have no idea what this means because you have switched the M with M and the M with the M. This confuses me to infinity. Thanks in advanced.
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Kripp
Apparently I "ruined" Thanksgiving dinner
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Apparently I "ruined" Thanksgiving dinner by bringing my girlfriend Asuka. My mum didn't care that she was a giat robot pilot, tasked with protecting the world after the Second Impact. She insisted that Asuka isn't real and now we're banned from the local country club. Anyways, my mum says if I don't bring a "real" girl to our Christmas dinner I'm going to get kicked out of the house!!! Asuka sets the bar pretty high but if you think you can compete with her please message me 
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Weebs
my brother is the best cook
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myπ½ brother π± is the bestπ₯cook π§βπ³because π£with 2οΈβ£ eggsπ₯π₯1οΈβ£sausageπand a cupπ₯of milkπΌheπ±can fillβ¬οΈmyπ©tummyπ€°for9οΈβ£π£monthsπ
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I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud
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I sexually Identify as Fox McCloud. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my Melee Championship at EVO. People say to me that a person being Fox McCloud is Impossible and Iβm fucking retarded but I donβt care, Mishun Complete. Iβm having Mango inject me with tech skill and mindgames. From now on I want you guys to call me βFoxβ and respect my right to shine and upsmash. If you canβt accept me youβre a spaciephobe and need to check your tierlist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
Failed Tanner
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So you're going by "moonmoon_ow" now buddy? Haha what's up cool guy, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? I'm so sorry me and the guys gave you a hard time in school. My therapist says I was jealous of your big brain, lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? We married but divorced this year. She took the dog. I'm unemployed and I drive the same mustang GT from senior year. I'm lucky if its starts. Things really changed huh? Could you loan me a sub?
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