As of this morning ð, masculinity ðŠðð is NO ðŦâ LONGER ð LEGAL ðâ. If you ð are masculine ðī, please ððââïļ report ð to your ððž nearest ð Femboy ððââïļ Education ð Center ðĒâ, clean-shaven and wearing ððð thigh-high socks ð§Ķ. Those who fail ðŦ to follow ðĢ these orders ðð WILL BE CANCELLED âð·ðĄ.
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