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Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding
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twitch chat
Kripp
Seraphine is real. I donβt care what you want to say
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Seraphine is real. I donβt care what you want to say. Seraphine isnβt βimaginary.β She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnβt reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
Thatβs why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
twitch chat
League of Legends
After a good game in csgo, i added him
twitchquotes:
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.
twitch chat
CSGO
We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature
twitchquotes:
Greetings, Kripparrian. This is an automated message from Blizzardβ’ Entertianment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstone AI has flagged your account due to an unusal number of arena losses. We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardβ’ Team.
twitch chat
Kripp
if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS"
if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN".
pretty scary, right?