[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning 🌄, masculinity đŸ’Ē🍆👀 is NO đŸšĢ❌ LONGER 📏 LEGAL 🌍⚖. If you 👈 are masculine 👴, please 🙏🙇‍♂ī¸ report 📄 to your 👈đŸŧ nearest 💞 Femboy 👗💁‍♂ī¸ Education 🎓 Center đŸĸ✈, clean-shaven and wearing 👕👖👞 thigh-high socks đŸ§Ļ. Those who fail đŸšĢ to follow đŸ‘Ŗ these orders 📑🎁 WILL BE CANCELLED ❌🚷😡.
December 2020
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