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Guys chill with the copy pastas. We have already read the message once, we donβt need to see it again. Some people are actually trying to send unique messages, please be considerate
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zachary is no more. there is only cock
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sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
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I was INSANELY disappointed once I loaded into summoner's rift on my favourite champion, Urgot, to find that Giant Enemy Crabgot did NOT have a female resting on his left shoulder ingame. This is a HUGE deal as it was one of the main factors of which I purchased the skin. I sincerely ask that you recoup my losses or change the skin to have a female resting on his manly shoulder
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This guy's deck is CRAZY
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This guy's deck is CRAZY!β β βMy deck can't win against a deck like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β βHe topdecked the only card that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect cards" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectlyβ
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
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