[Copypasta] AROOOOGA eyes pop out jaw drops

twitchquotes: Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
twitch chat
December 2020
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paul "scarra" walker

twitchquotes: Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
twitch chat
July 2014
Dyrus

If you ever need a man to be the kiwi to your pie...

twitchquotes: สœแด‡ส ษขษชส€สŸ, ษช สœแด‡แด€ส€ สแดแดœ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แดแด‡แดแด‡s, sแด สœแดแดก แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แดกแด‡ ษขแด‡แด› แด›แดษขแด‡แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… ส€แด€ษชsแด‡ แดแดœส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s? ษช'แด… แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษช สแดแดœส€ แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด‡ส€แดษดษช แด€ษดส แด…แด€ส แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด‡แด› แดแด‡ sแด›แด€ส€แด›แด‡แด… แดษด สแดแดœส€ แด…ษชษขษดษชแด›ASS (สœแด‡สœแด‡). ษชา“ สแดแดœ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… แด€ แดแด€ษด แด›แด ส™แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ษชแดกษช แด›แด สแดแดœส€ แด˜ษชแด‡, แดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แดส า“แด‡แด…แดส€แด€ แด€ส€แด‡ ส€แด‡แด€แด…ส แด€ษดแด… แดกแด€ษชแด›ษชษดษข แด›แด ษขแด‡แด› แด…แดแดกษด แด›แด sแดแดแด‡ แด„ส€แดœแดขษชษด' แด€ษดแด… ส™ส€แดœแดขษชษด' แด€ษดแด… ษช'แด ส€แด€ส€ษชษดษข แด›แด า“ษชสŸสŸ สแดแดœ แดกษชแด›สœ แดส ษขแดสŸแด…แด‡ษด ษขสŸแดœแด‡. แดŠแดœsแด› แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด แด›สœส€แดแดกษชษดษข แดส ส™แด€ส€แดษด, แดส€ ษช'สŸสŸ สŸแด‡แด€แด แด‡ ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข สŸแด‡า“แด› แดา“ สแดแดœ ส™แดœแด› แด„ส€แดœแดส™แดข
twitch chat
July 2014
imaqtpie

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON

I'm watching you

twitchquotes: เผผเบˆู„อœโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด im watching you
twitch chat
August 2014
imaqtpie

Please don't use Kappa

twitchquotes: I am from Japan and was raised hearing terrifying stories about kappas from my grandfather. Those are horrible turtle-like monsters who lure and kill children. And then I join this site and see you use it as a joke with a grey faced man. This is not right! I am scared of using the chat now, bringing me bad memories. Please, don't use that emote.
twitch chat
September 2020
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