[Copypasta] You call yourself rich?

twitchquotes: You call yourself rich? Bro, I'm a Tier 3 subscriber to all the famous Twitch streamers, I don't use Notepad, I use Photoshop. I have all of the Adobe products and I wear Louis Vuitton on a daily basis. I donate $5000 to Pokimane every stream, talk to me again when you're rich.
twitch chat
November 2020

Simps

I used to be a real ad
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Pokimane love you

Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
April 2021
Pokimane

Simps

It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

twitchquotes: Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneā€™s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itā€™s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
twitch chat
May 2020
Pokimane

Simps

You arenā€™t like the other girls. You're built different

I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iā€™ve ever seen. Youā€™re absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itā€™s so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenā€™t like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.
March 2022

Simps

I am not a simp.

twitchquotes: And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iā€™ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā€“ never simped for a girl. Iā€™ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iā€™m a simp. Well, Iā€™m not a simp. Iā€™ve never simped for any girl Iā€™ve got. I am not a simp.
twitch chat
July 2020

Simps

I want to date Poki

twitchquotes: Hi poki :heart: i just wanted to say i really love you and i want to go on a date with you iā€™m the one who drops 20$ on your stream everyday you can dm if you want :relaxed: i have the last 130$ on my paypal that iā€™m gonna drop next stream just so we can meet ilysm i want to date really bad
twitch chat
June 2020

Simps

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