[Copypasta] I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!

twitchquotes: RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!!!
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November 2020

2020 US Election

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How Trump can still win

How Trump can still win: under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info
December 2020

2020 US Election

Trump Biden fanfic

Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden ā€œafter all this you still voted for me?ā€ Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.
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2020 US Election

Just saw Trump in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just saw Trump in a hotel and I asked if he was going to win the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while chanting ā€œmake America great againā€ over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will
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December 2020

2020 US Election

That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen

twitchquotes: That seals the deal. I am no longer a US citizen. I have been a citizen since 1776 and a voter since 1804. I will not be voting again nor will I be around to see this country fall apart. Iā€™m taking my talents to Somalia where it looks like they know how to run a real country.
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November 2020

2020 US Election

Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence

Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iā€™m so distressed right now I donā€™t know what to do. I didnā€™t mean to do that to Rudy but Iā€™m literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iā€™m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canā€™t be happening. Iā€™m having a fucking breakdown. I donā€™t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterā„¢. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnā€™t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
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2020 US Election

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