twitchquotes:
my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
twitch chat
imaqtpie
I used to be a real ad
More imaqtpie Copypastas
Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
twitchquotes:
Hello Mr. Pie, concerned Christian parent here, my child came asking for 4.99$ because he said he wanted to join the BDC, whatever that is. Please stop filling my kid's head with lies... I already had to tell him that Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Going against the Summoners Code
twitchquotes:
Hello twitch chat, this is "xXswaglordDarienXx" from Rito Games. I've noticed a lot of you are copy pasting the same message over and over again and that unfortunately goes against the Summoners Code, so I will be forced to ban everyone in this chat. Thank you and please do not copy and paste this message.
twitch chat
imaqtpie
My chat experience is ruined with dinger spam
twitchquotes:
I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Sorry, I dropped my chess set
twitchquotes:
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ Sorry, I've dropped my chess set โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโ โโ โ
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?
twitchquotes:
HUH k I'm really strong right now Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck We played that so bad
HUH k I'm really strong right now Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck We played that so bad
twitch chat
imaqtpie