twitchquotes:
That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable.
He could be a Calvin Klein model.
Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that.
That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry.
twitch chat

. This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like