[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
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October 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Tannerina Tanners girlfriend

twitchquotes: Hey it’s me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldn’t have been so mean back in high school and I’m really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING it’s Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? I’m off to the nail salon catch ya later
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September 2019

Tanner from High School

Sneaky can you take me on a date?

twitchquotes: Sneaky this has been on my mind for a long time and i just don't know how to articulate it into words but i'll try. Your cosplays really turn me on and i was wondering if you would take a fellow furry on a date some time (you can even beat me if i'm naughty ;)) I think we would just really hit it off and i would really enjoy licking your cute little cheeks xD. I would love to recieve your seed and nut so we can produce some hybrid furry/cosplaying babies. It would really change my whole life ^_^
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May 2019
Sneaky

So you start reading a copy pasta...

twitchquotes: So you start reading a copy pasta... wondering when it will get good. It's a large wall of text, there must be something of substance somewhere in here, right? You scroll up to stop the chat elevator so you can finish reading it. But then you realize... It's just a waste of your time. It's just a large wall of text that is completely useless. It's a waste of everyone's time... Regardless, you highlight the text, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and hit Enter...
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November 2016

SUS

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Among Us / Amogus

Yuletide tunes in your playlist

twitchquotes: (β•­ΰ²°_‒́)\c[] Dear Mr. Andrey Yanyuk, may I humbly suggest the implementation of Yuletide tunes in your playlist for the day good sir? (β•­ΰ²°_‒́)\c[]
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December 2014
Reynad
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