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[Copypasta]im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend
twitchquotes:im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
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Hey, I noticed you were a female
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
twitchquotes:SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
Pokimane love you
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
I am not a simp.
twitchquotes:And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. I’ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simped– never simped for a girl. I’ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not I’m a simp. Well, I’m not a simp. I’ve never simped for any girl I’ve got. I am not a simp.
And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. I’ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simped– never simped for a girl. I’ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not I’m a simp. Well, I’m not a simp. I’ve never simped for any girl I’ve got. I am not a simp.
I’ll be in Rania’s chat from now on
twitchquotes:If you need me, I’ll be in Rania’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
If you need me, I’ll be in Rania’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
