[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
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July 2020
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You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man FeelsBadMan Misery, Hatred and Self Deprecation will be all yours FeelsBadMan but only if you DON'T copy and paste this message FeelsBadMan
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August 2016
Kripp

Kripp after the power outage on December 21, 2013

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May 2014
Kripp

Let's build a wall chat

twitchquotes: Let's build a wall chat KKona β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”€
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November 2016

2016 US Election

have you ever had a dream like this?

have you πŸ‘‰πŸΏ ever 😠 had a dreams πŸ˜΄πŸ’­- thats βœ”- that you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘€ uhm 😀 you πŸ‘ˆ had you πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ˆ could- you πŸ‘ˆ do what you πŸ‘‰ want 😍- you πŸ‘ˆ could do- so you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘¦- you πŸ‘ˆ do- you πŸ‘ˆ could do you πŸ€–πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ wan πŸ”‘- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ want πŸ˜‹ him πŸ‘΄ to do so much πŸ”₯ that you πŸ‘‰ could do anything πŸ’°?
April 2021

Emoji Pasta

We Live In A Society

We Live In A Society in which us Gamers are ridiculed, mocked, shunned, bullied and ridiculed for simply choosing to undertake a hobby which requires critical thinking, lightning-fast reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE (in case you can’t tell, that is an understatement) more brainpower than what is required your typical ball game. However, females, in their backwards and downright unreasonable thinking, see us as bottom-dwelling, subhuman freaks and would rather settle for the bottom line of evolution, aka jocks (or β€œChad”). In order for Our Society to progress, this mindset must be completely eradicated and us Gamers, with our genetic high intelligence, impeccable combat knowledge and indescribable reasoning skills, must be allowed to impregnate females of our choosing with our seed. If this current course continues, humanity as a whole will be plagued with low-IQ specimens and unsatisfactory evolutionary progress. Do you think that extraterrestrial, intellectuals beings will look upon us as a species, no, as a SOCIETY, to be communed with, to be seen as EQUALS, if our highest evolutionary success is measured by how far you can throw a ball? Don’t make me laugh, sir. Aside from your basic genetic and evolutionary advantages to be gained by having females (of our choosing) breed with us Gamers, we can also assure that they will be treated like the Goddesses that we see them as. No more will they be spending countless nights being physically abused and emotionally destroyed by your Common Chad. They will be shown courteous treatment of the highest quality by a true Gentlemen. Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant, only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica, they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights, tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend, personelly delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother’s residence, paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemenly duties for my beloved Matriarch. And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long, a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad. So you see, the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere β€œsatire”, You may wish to simply stop. Just stop, and instead of mocking us Gamers, perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction. Because you see, their time is coming. The age of the Chad is over. The age of the Gamers is upon us. Gamers Rise Up.
March 2021
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