[Copypasta] Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan May as well not even bother! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan I really am the worst!
twitch chat
July 2020
I used to be a real ad
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This Putin guy is insane!! πŸ”₯

-1,68m manlet πŸ˜ˆπŸ™πŸ» -0 pussy 😹 -0 major cities conquered πŸ’€ -0 hairs left on his head πŸ˜ˆπŸ™πŸ» -currency less valuable than robux πŸ”₯πŸ‘ -empty threats merchant 🀯 -1,68cm 😹😹😹😹 Better dictator than Stalin??? πŸ”₯
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The default Fortnite dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the SLAP when the player’s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end.
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hey xqc are you lying about my mom?

twitchquotes: hey xqc are you lying about fucking my mom? if so my dad will beat you up, hes a retired navy seal. I have never seen you in my house which is quite odd, but if i saw you i would beat you up on god.
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If I only get one message ,I'll make it sweet and sharp

twitchquotes: I only get one message in slow mode huh? well, if i only get one message, i'll make it sweet and sharp. These authoritarian mods will not be tolerated. Hearthstone was based on the premise of the free market, and it has been corrupted by N A Z I mods in chat who are power hungry. Don't ruin the Hearthstone and twitch chat experience. Thanks
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Chugga Chugga

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— CHUGGA CHUGGA! α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
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