[Copypasta] valorant is a child game

twitchquotes: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
twitch chat
June 2020

Valorant

CSGO

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Inferno and cobblestone chickens

twitchquotes: I think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
twitch chat
April 2016
Summt1g

CSGO

Boom PepegaAim

twitchquotes: πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € PepegaAim β € β € β € β € β € β € LULW β € β € β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ β € β € β € β € β € β € πŸ’₯ σ €€ σ €€ σ €€
twitch chat
December 2019

CSGO

i'm an mibr fan

twitchquotes: 🀑 not so smart 🀑 cry when i can 🀑 you guessed it right 🀑 i'm an mibr fan 🀑
twitch chat
June 2020

CSGO

This player doesn't even use a monitor

I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
July 2022

CSGO

Valorant

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis

twitchquotes: i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
twitch chat
October 2016
Semphis

CSGO

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