[Copypasta] SIMP CHECK

twitchquotes: SIMP CHECK monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ pokiW IM SAFE PogU
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i was raised to serve my wife

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All men are trash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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Oh, so you support your girlfriend?

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