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I am not a simp.
twitchquotes:
And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iāve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā never simped for a girl. Iāve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iām a simp. Well, Iām not a simp. Iāve never simped for any girl Iāve got. I am not a simp.
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Simps
A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR AN E-GIRL IN LEGO CITY
A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR AN E-GIRL IN LEGO CITY
HEY!
CONSTRUCT THE THOT PATROL AND
LOCK
HER
UP
(BEGONE THOT)
NEW THOT PATROL FROM LEGO CITY
setsandaccessory'ssoldseperatly
*Belle Delphine squeals*
Lego City
Simps
Things are looking up for me (and down for you)
twitchquotes:
I donāt need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iāll be in STPeachās chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iāve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iām a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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Simps
It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane
twitchquotes:
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimaneās pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that itās not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.
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Pokimane
Simps
You arenāt like the other girls. You're built different
I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iāve ever seen. Youāre absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itās so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenāt like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.