[Copypasta] The knights of spamalot

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ We are the knights of spamalot. Be gone, foul moderators! ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽¤=][::::>
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August 2014
imaqtpie
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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps

twitchquotes: Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.
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twitchquotes: I love watching QT games. It always shows me that no matter how far behind a team is, they can come back and stomp QT; truly inspiring.
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twitchquotes: Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. My brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin killed me" wonder what it could be?
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twitchquotes: team dignitas is the cardashians of league, they have never managed to accomplish anything but they are somehow popular EleGiggle
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