[Copypasta] Hey, Vsauce, Michael here!

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.
March 2020
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September 2021

I think about Kripp when I touch my wiener

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April 2014
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Giving due respect to the chat moderators

twitchquotes: Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.
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When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: Wสœแด‡ษด แด€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡ส€ แด„แดแดแด˜สŸแด€ษชษดs ษชแด›'s sแด‡แด‡ษด แด€s สŸแด‡แด›แด›ษชษดษข sแดแดแด‡ sแด›แด‡แด€แด แดแดœแด›. Bแดœแด› แดกสœแด‡ษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sแด›ส€แด€แด˜s แด€ 30150-ALQAIDA ส™แดแดส™แด แด‡sแด› แดกษชแด›สœ ส™แดœษชสŸแด› ษชษด ส€แด‡แดแดแด›แด‡ แด…แด‡แด›แดษดแด€แด›ษชแดษด แด€ษดแด… แด€ 15 แดแด‡แด›แด‡ส€ แด‡xแด˜สŸแดsษชแดษด ส€แด€แด…ษชแดœs แดษด สœษชs แด„สœแด‡sแด› แด€ษดแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡s สœษชs แดกแด€ส แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ BสŸษชแดขแดขแด€ส€แด… Hแด‡แด€แด…Qแดœแด€ส€แด›แด‡ส€s ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ สœแด‡ สŸแดsแด› แด›แด แด€ Pสส€แดส™สŸแด€sแด›... สœแด‡'s แด„แด€สŸสŸแด‡แด… sแด€สŸแด›ส?
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November 2014
Kripp

Making poops of different shapes

twitchquotes: Sแดแดแด‡แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดกสœแด‡ษด I แด˜แดแดแด˜, I แดœsแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ sสœแด€แด˜ษชษดษข แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„สœแดแด‡ษดแด› า“ส€แดแด แดส แดสŸแด… PสŸแด€ส Dแดสœ า“แดœษด sแด‡แด›. I แด˜สŸแด€แด„แด‡ ษชแด› แดษด แดส แด€ษดแดœs, แด€ษดแด… แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s ษชษด แด…ษชา“า“แด‡ส€แด‡ษดแด› sสœแด€แด˜แด‡s. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡'s ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข sแด›ส€แด€ษดษขแด‡ แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แด€แด› แด€สŸสŸ. I'แด แด€ษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด, สŸษชแด ษชษดษข ษชษด Aแดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€, แด€ษดแด… ษชา“ I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด สœแด€แด แด‡ แด˜แดแดแด˜s sสœแด€แด˜แด‡แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ sแด›แด€ส€s, I สœแด€แด แด‡ แด‡แด แด‡ส€ส ส€ษชษขสœแด› แด›แด. Tสœแด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด…ษชษดษข า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€s แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สœแด€แด แด‡ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… ษชแด› แด›สœแด€แด› แดกแด€ส.
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March 2014
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