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honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. ๐ก
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Hungrybox at a grocery store
I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, โOh, like youโre doing now?โ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โHuh?โ but he kept cutting me off and going โhuh? huh? huh?โ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โSir, you need to pay for those first.โ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โto prevent any electrical infetterence,โ and then turned around and rested me. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.
Hungrybox
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Alright, Nario Quesadilla
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Alright, Nario Quesadilla. You had your fun bullying kids on quickplay and making them salty. Hope you feel proud, youโre not making ult online any better, personally Iโm going back at watching ZeRo.
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NairoMK
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I hate esam and want to suplex him
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Esam put Ken as a low tier. Listen you bald normie, just because he takes brain power to play efficiently unlike your Braindead main Pikachu doesn't mean he's bad. I actually hate esam and I want to suplex him.
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pgESAM
Super Smash Bros
BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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Pac-Man projectiles
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๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐
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