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honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. 😡
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I used to be a real ad
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Hungrybox at a grocery store
I saw Hungrybox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.
Hungrybox
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SPAM THIS TO HELP ZACKRAY
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SPAM THIS GAY TO HELP ZACKRAY
SPAM THIS GAY TO HELP ZACKRAY
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VGBootCamp
KappaPride
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BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
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Super Smash Bros
You are NOT a closer
It's SURPRISING that QT lives at your house. I don't know HOW you closed that deal cause you've never closed anything EVER. You're not a closer. You're a relief pitcher AT MAX. You're not a fucking clos- you don't got the ICE COLD VEINS like ME that I was BORN WITH to COMPETE. You're a 6th/7th inning PITCHER! You pitch those 1 2 innings FOR ME. So mango can come in and CLOSE THE DEAL. Cause I'M A CLOSER.
ludwig
Super Smash Bros
Leffen's ego and pride is a hard obstacle
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don't get me wrong i love leffen he is the only smasher showing "conventional fighting game" players that there is more than auto combos/ light mid heavy combo's but ass far as us smash players are concernerd he doesn't know what he's talking about ego and pride is a hard obstacle to ovwercome
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leffen