[Copypasta] Shane Dawson tweet - i didnt fuck my cat

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
March 2019

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YouTuber Shane Dawson randomly tweet this recently
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At least you lasted longer than NA at worlds

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October 2015

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Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub

twitchquotes: Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHubā„¢. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon
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January 2019

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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I donā€™t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itā€™s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iā€™ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iā€™ll walk around my house and pick up various different ā€œtrinketsā€ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like ā€œIā€™ll be having thatā€ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (ā€œtrinketsā€ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iā€™m 99% sure they donā€™t know itā€™s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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if doublelift has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: if doublelift has million number of fans i am one of them. if doublelift has ten fans i am one of them. if doublelift has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against doublelift, i am against the world. i love doublelift till my last breath... die hard fan of doublelift. Hit like if u think doublelift best & smart in the world
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June 2019

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Albanian virus

twitchquotes: Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
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October 2015

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