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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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I have a really small keyboard
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Κ°α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅α΅ αΆΚ°α΅α΅ α΄΅ Κ°α΅α΅α΅ α΅ Κ³α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ΚΈ Λ’α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΄΅'α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆα΅ α΅ΚΈα΅αΆ¦βΏα΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’
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I regret to inform you, there is no cock left
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π βοΈ πΌ ππππππ ππ πΎππ»πππ πππ, ππ½πππ πΎπ ππ πΈππΈπ πππ»π.
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Response to the Vaporeon copypasta (Vaporeons are dangerous)
Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans?
Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves.
Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill.
But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
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Shit and cum at the same time (from /r/nofap)
Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, Iβm just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasnβt fapping I swear to god I just randomlyβ¦.. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao
I want to come. Not on your face
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I want to come. Not on your face. Not on your titties. I want to come over whenever you need me. Those late nights when you have too much on your mind. Or you have nothing on your mind. Iβll be there, whenever you need me.
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