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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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How do you do, fellow homosexuals?
Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
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Flex your Dongers for Harambe
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釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽
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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclear鈥攎y uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart 鈥攜ou know, if you鈥檙e a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I鈥檓 one of the smartest people anywhere in the world鈥攊t鈥檚 true!鈥攂ut when you鈥檙e a conservative Republican they try鈥攐h, do they do a number鈥攖hat鈥檚 why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune鈥攜ou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we鈥檙e a little disadvantaged鈥攂ut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me鈥攊t would have been so easy, and it鈥檚 not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what鈥檚 going to happen and he was right鈥攚ho would have thought?), but when you look at what鈥檚 going on with the four prisoners鈥攏ow it used to be three, now it鈥檚 four鈥攂ut when it was three and even now, I would have said it鈥檚 all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don鈥檛, they haven鈥檛 figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it鈥檚 gonna take them about another 150 years鈥攂ut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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LCS, aka "Lair of Cosplayers and Streamers"
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LCS, aka "Lair of Cosplayers and Streamers", is a tournament from Riot NA that is often ridiculed for its fiesta games and questionable Jayce and Pyke players. It is specifically known for never winning internationally and its NARAM gameplay.
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Message from 4/20 Blazeit foundation
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This is a message from the 4/20 blazeit foundation. If you would like to donate to the DESTROY THE NAZI MODS cause, please type into the chat, thank you, and remember to raise your donger
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