[Copypasta] I'm not your typical 12 year old

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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When chat spam my kripp stream crashes

twitchquotes: Hey guys. I am living in poor family with low interneting and very cheap pc barely handle kripp stream at 5 fps and when chat spam my kripp stream crashes so please dont spam the chat thank you.
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game of doctor

when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called β€œdoctor” basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. don’t even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
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this game is actually one of the best I've seen

twitchquotes: (Sponsored Viewer) βœ… : Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)
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sellout

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