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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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Putin had a private screening of Morbius
Vladimir Putin had a private screening of Morbius at the Kremlin. Rumor has it when he walked out, he burst into tears, called up his top generals, and ordered a full withdrawal of Russian troops from Ukraine. He then flew to Kyiv and personally signed a peace treaty with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, pledging the Russian ruble equivalent of $500 billion to the Ukrainian people to help repair damages caused by the war. When asked why he had this sudden change of heart, Putin responded โI have encountered the Morb, and he has Morbed in my heart. I now believe we must all allow ourselves to be Morbed for the sake of world peace.โ
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For the blind, it is light
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Who is [streamer name]? 
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
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I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!
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RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO HAWAII AND FINALLY LEAVE THE USA!!!
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Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Hearthstone? 
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
Artifact? it's all the same! Kripp will baby rage no matter the game!
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Toast the rarity of your reveal card was nerfed
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Toast, this is Blizzard employee. The rarity of your reveal card was just nerfed to common. To get a rare card, please mention the new expansion at least 4 more times.
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