[Copypasta] Why are people so against copypasta?

twitchquotes: I don't understand why people are so against copypasta and memes in twitch chat, what kind of "intellectual" conversation are you going to see with 10,000+ people all typing at once.
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December 2018
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The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas

The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas, and has successfully executed her forced feminization program, converting 72% of the us male population into women, the remaining 28% either existing peacefully as femboy subs or have fled the country, if they're lucky. All references to Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potatohead, and other such martyrs and thoughtcrimes will lead to prompt and inevitable cancellation by means of Jewish space laser. All statues of white people have been torn down and replaced with statues of AOC alongside Mao Zedong and Che Guevara, and the public has thus collectively forgotten about Robert E. Lee. The constitution has its 28th amendment, codifying mandatory cock and ball torture for all penis-having citizens no less than twice a week. It is illegal to say "Merry Christmas". Heterosexual relationships are strictly forbidden. Attack Helicopter, with pronouns brr/brrs, is a gender recognized on the official list of 93. The police have been almost entirely defunded, nationally having an annual budget of $5.30, enough for a single Big Mac Combo Meal. There is a new arm of the state, namely the "rape police" whose sole duty is functionally a secret task force to ensure all consent is affirmative and enthusiastic. All citizens must pledge allegiance to the LGBTQIA+ rainbow flag and swear oaths on White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo. All g*mers have been deported. Mexico is now the 53rd state, behind Puerto Rico and Washington DC. All bathrooms are gender-neutral. Marxism, the theory proposing the government do a lot of things, has become the official state ideology, including mandatory education on critical race theory beginning in pre-K. White people are second class citizens, guilty of being white, and all white people must publicly apologize on the behalf of their race as a coming-of-age ceremony at the beginning of pubescence. Facts now care about feelings. We will no longer be subjugated by AOC and her inner party, the Squad. The Culture War is not over. We will not be cancelled. We are the resistaโ€” radio static
March 2021

This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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June 2017

Chat analyses Kripp's painting

twitchquotes: I honestly can't believe the idiocy of this chat sometimes. The green obviously represents Kripp's veganism, which is contrasted by the red below it, symbolizing animals and meat. The orange in the middle is a masterful representation of Kripp's balding spot, and the black strokes surrounding it are his attempts to hide it.
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November 2018
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Big Chungus v2

๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโšช๐Ÿ—ปโšช๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ปโฌœ๐ŸŸฅโšชโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฅโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโšชโšช๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโšชโšชโšชโšช๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโšชโšช๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโšชโšช๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ
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January 2022

Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2

It's Cinco de mayo... ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰ but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is cinco DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ with a huge stick ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽ‰ but โ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ you'd cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
May 2022

Cinco de Mayo

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