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I don't understand why people are so against copypasta and memes in twitch chat, what kind of "intellectual" conversation are you going to see with 10,000+ people all typing at once.
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this..
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Overwatch
Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on
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Iām married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what itās going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear āweāre going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadasā while having sex my brain is āyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....thatās a shit load of jalapeƱos, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit heās going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this upā
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Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say
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Seraphine is real. I donāt care what you want to say. Seraphine isnāt āimaginary.ā She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnāt reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her.
Thatās why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
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League of Legends
I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat
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The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
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Kripp
Classic
Hearthstone
GOATS song
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GOATS is when you... GOATS is it's like, it's kind of, sort of like a... What is fun? Let me spell it for you! G is for Go and do stuff together O is for Out Brigitte-ing A is for Anywhere and Anytime at all, the Tanks and Supports run free!
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