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I don't understand why people are so against copypasta and memes in twitch chat, what kind of "intellectual" conversation are you going to see with 10,000+ people all typing at once.
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(āĢæĹĢÆāā¬ā“ā¬ā“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child (among us)
I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming āTHATāS AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! 
IS THE IMPOSTOR!ā As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted āDEAD BODY REPORTED.ā Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?
IS THE IMPOSTOR!ā As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted āDEAD BODY REPORTED.ā Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?
Among Us / Amogus
Tomato Town Police Report
The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were āhitting that chug jugā as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.
Fortnite
I canāt escape Fortnite
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I canāt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, āDo you play Fortnite?ā. At first I couldnāt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. āDude, do you play Fortnite?ā Then I heard someone respond behind me. āFortnite?ā Then another. āYeah, that game.ā I couldnāt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with āwhere we droppin' boys?ā. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say āTilted Towers!ā
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Fortnite
roleplay with you as your online gf
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I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donāt know me at all and i know itās kinda weird. I just thought maybe itād be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youāre straight. Iām a boy thatās why I was saying roleplay.. this isnāt a troll. again, I know itās really random and weird. Iām sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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Classic
Art of Conquest is the best!
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(sponsored viewer): Hey Kripp! I just saw your Youtube video about Art of Conquest! It looks like such an amazing free game with a lot of wonderful content and replayablility. I was wondering you were going to play Art of Conquest on stream for us tonight? It would be a privilege to watch such a skilled gamer with a positive attitude such as yourself play this mind-bogglingly complex game. Thanks Kripp, you're the best - just like Art of Conquest!
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Kripp