[Copypasta] I donated $3

twitchquotes: Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
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September 2018
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Aspirations and dreams

twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys πŸ‘¨ need to remove ❌ the American flags πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and seals from the courtroom πŸ‘¨ βš–οΈ in nopixel. your idea of court πŸ‘© βš–οΈ does not represent the American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda 🧐 and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth πŸ‘Ά . to protect yourselves 🩹 you should probably fix πŸ”¨ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up πŸ‘¨ πŸ†™ considering you guys are European πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί
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6.84 dota patch was found dead at his hotel room

twitchquotes: Breaking News : Much expected 6.84 dota patch was found dead at his hotel room. Police suspects gunshot wounds found at victims body might be caused from a long range rifle. Witnesses reported "Hoho" "Haha" sounds was heared right before shooting.
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Moishe from Hebrew School

twitchquotes: So you're going by Reckful now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Moishe from Hebrew School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in Torah class. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Ziva the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now according to the customs of HaShem. I make over 200k a year and am an accomplished Rabbi. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.
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