[Copypasta] I donated $3

twitchquotes: Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
twitch chat
September 2018
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?

twitchquotes: Wow guys, enabling bttv gif emotes was by far the worst decision of my life. Is spamming chat with these annoying gachiBASS emotes really the only thing that kids these days do? Am I just out of touch, or is this what chat has devolved to these days? What ever happened to innovative and original copy pastas?
twitch chat
January 2018

This guy's wallet is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe bought the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect purchase" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could buy" โ˜‘ โ€œI paid that perfectly"
twitch chat
February 2017

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Kripp reviews a card

twitchquotes: โ˜ I got the beast in my sights โ˜ Hoot hoot โ˜ That belongs in a museum โ˜ Let me change your mind โ˜‘ I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itโ€™s a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youโ€™ve played, so youโ€™re playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnโ€™t really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itโ€™s a pretty good card.
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kappa salute

twitchquotes: Kappa 7
twitch chat
May 2017

This message has been blocked by your ISP

twitchquotes: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜š๐˜—
twitch chat
July 2017
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing