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π‘ Just because I watch Kripp π‘ doesn't mean I'm a virgin π‘ It's just a coincidence π‘
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas
This is the Prismata Police
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the Prismata Police, You're coming wi... 
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Kripp
Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, it's me Tom from VeganHub Enterprises. I am sorry to say that your "VeganHub account" has expired and will need to be renewed. We suggest you try our "VeganHub Premium account" subscription. You can watch videos in 1080p ,60 fps, costs $12.99 and lasts you a year. You will also get exclusive access to videos such as, "Young Cob gets plowed", and , "Two lettuces, 1 knife". Since you are a loyal customer you will get a 10% discount this time.
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Kripp
Catten Eatarrian
Tanner's life continues its downward spiral
twitchquotes:
After his shift at McDonald's, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, waiting for Kripp's stream to begin. As soon as Kripp's face appears, he begins one of his tirades, insulting and mocking Kripp, the happily-married, multi-millionaire video game streaming sensation. "That'll show him", Tanner mutters to himself, as his life continues its downward spiral.
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Kripp
Tanner from High School
Tempostorm royalty fees
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(ββΏββΏ) Dear Mr. Kripp. We at Tempostorm have heard that you have used the coined word "Tempo" in a stream today. Reynad will contact you shortly regarding royalty fees. Have a good Tempo Day Back (ββΏββΏ)
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