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π‘ Just because I watch Kripp π‘ doesn't mean I'm a virgin π‘ It's just a coincidence π‘
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What happened to this ad? :(
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One day I'll be a real dong
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(ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈ
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Kripp needs to find a Romanian woman
I come to Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the Ukraine crisis
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You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.
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Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel
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Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. βCome, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.β His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Krippβs first minion: Lucentbark. βNo, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!β
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Please remove Leifman's mod status
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Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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