[Copypasta] Flex Tape

twitchquotes: To show you the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong, water-tight seal so the inside is completely dry. YEE DOGGIE! Just cut, peel, stick, and seal. Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
twitch chat
August 2018
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Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
twitch chat
September 2017

Classic

Rick and Morty

Coronavirus

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March 2020

Coronavirus

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Rania's a DongDigger

twitchquotes: [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ… Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°Μ²Μ…)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ… Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°Μ²Μ…)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…]
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

BibleThump

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ascii art
November 2014

Twitch Memer in his natural habitat

twitchquotes: Here we can observe the Twitch Memer in his natural habitat, stuck as usual in this intricate limbo of carefully crafted memes, emote spam and endless copypastas that no one even bothers to read anymore. The Memer actually used to be a very functional human being way back then. Will he ever claim that state back and finally manage to reproduce?
twitch chat
May 2016
Reynad
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