[Copypasta] Listen to me, chat. You have a problem

twitchquotes: Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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April 2018
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Darth Bearish the Regarded

Did you ever hear the tragedy of "Darth Bearish the Regarded"? I thought not. Itโ€™s not a story any bull would tell you. Itโ€™s an ancient Bear legend. Darth Bearish was a Dark Lord of the Bears, so well capitalized and so regarded he could use Leverage to influence gamma to create profitsโ€ฆ He had such a knowledge of the dark side of Leverage that he could even keep other traders he cared about from being margin called. But the dark side of Leverage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. He became so bearishโ€ฆ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his positions, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reversed his positions in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bankruptcy, but not himself!
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โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–Œโ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ–โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–„โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ–โ–ˆโ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ”€ โ–โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œ โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€ โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
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Gulugulu in your stomach

twitchquotes: Doโœ‹ not ๐Ÿ˜ฐ eat ๐Ÿ‘Œ fish ๐ŸŸ after ๐Ÿ˜ถ u ๐Ÿ˜ฏ drink water ๐Ÿบ bc ๐Ÿ˜ฐ it can ๐Ÿ‘ป swim in ๐ŸŠ ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and u will ๐Ÿ˜ฒ feel ๐Ÿ˜• gulugulu in ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ผ
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Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

twitchquotes: โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ๏ปฟ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ๏ปฟ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–บ๏ปฟ โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ๏ปฟ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ sorry I dropped๏ปฟ my bag of doritos
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Doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–“โ–„โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ
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