[Copypasta] Listen to me, chat. You have a problem

twitchquotes: Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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April 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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CoolStoryBob tell me more

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob fascinating, tell me more
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November 2016

Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Suda the painting elephant here. I thought i could give you a few tips seeing how you appear to be painting at a calf level (that's a baby elephant btw.) Perhaps you could ask your trainer Raina to hand you different colored brushes to make the tree more vibrant? From one herbivore to another I've got to say this is a little depressing, but as long as you keep trying your best I have no doubt you will reach adult animal level painting skills. Happy Painting!
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November 2018
Kripp

Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.
April 2022

Holiday

Easter

THATS A YEP MOMENT

twitchquotes: THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ THATS A "YEP" MOMENT LUL ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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June 2020

Copy and paste or get vaped

twitchquotes: VapeNation hello my name is Ethan i died Ripping a fat vape 10 years ago unless u send this to copy and paste this 10 times i will come show up in your room tonight and Rip fat clouds every night you have seven min to post it or else. VapeNation
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June 2016

VapeNation

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