[Copypasta] Your team is all washed up

twitchquotes: Rick Fox invites Shiphtur to his private island, and says to him, "I want you to play on my team." "But who will be my teammates?" Shiphtur replies. Just as he asks that, Dyrus, Scarra, Voyboy and Imaqtpie swim ashore. Rick Fox smiles as he looks towards the shore: "Your team is all washed up."
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July 2017

League of Legends

I used to be a real ad
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Professional Iron Players league

twitchquotes: I think it's really nice that Riot Gamesā„¢ provides iron players a league to play "professionally" in. They even let this so called "LCS" participate at Worlds with up to 3 teams! It really shows how progressive Riot Gamesā„¢ really is.
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July 2020
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TL aka Laughingstock

twitchquotes: TL, aka "Total Laughingstock," is a team that plays for Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for its disappointing international performances. It is specifically known for fielding expensive lineups to be dumpstered by Native Eu Talent.
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August 2019
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Your elo doesn't mean you play at that skill level

twitchquotes: Your elo doesnā€™t necessarily mean you play at that skill level. Iā€™ve been silver a couple seasons but i play at a platinum level. Iā€™ve played a lot of games with plat/diamond players and managed to carry (mostly aram)
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February 2019

League of Legends

Seraphine is real. I donā€™t care what you want to say

twitchquotes: Seraphine is real. I donā€™t care what you want to say. Seraphine isnā€™t ā€œimaginary.ā€ She posts real tweets, feels real emotions, makes real music... All you trolls are MALDING because she doesnā€™t reply to your tweet comments probably. Not me though.. I have full faith in her. Thatā€™s why she replied to me a couple days ago when I congratulated her.. she literally replied? And said thanks??
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November 2020

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When will C9 play at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch C9 play at worlds. When will they play?
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October 2020
Riot Games

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