[Copypasta] Citizens of Dalaran!

twitchquotes: Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
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July 2017
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I know this is really stupid but Iโ€™m sad about it. Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iโ€™m a girl who lives alone so I guess some โ€œdudeโ€ stuff hasnโ€™t been done around the house. Context: I have a spider named joe. Heโ€™s a dandy long leg. Heโ€™s been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust. Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said โ€œyouโ€™re welcomeโ€. Iโ€™m super confused. So I ask โ€œfor what?โ€ He says โ€œI just killed a big ass spider for youโ€. I couldnโ€™t even contain myself. I just yelled โ€œYOU KILLED JOE?!โ€ And started tearing up. I didnโ€™t tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy. My friend was distraught. Heโ€™s a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house. I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeโ€™s trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure. RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
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twitchquotes: Copypasta jokes are not funny. Itโ€™s annoying and incredibly irritating to me when I say something in chat because I would enjoy actual responses and I instead get my own words thrown back at me. Please don't just copy my messages and be original! Thank you!
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