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why do they call it xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฅ
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I used to be a real ad
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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!
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แเผผเบูอเบเผฝแใ๏ผญ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผใ๏ฝ๏ฝ
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๏ฝ๏ฝใ๏ฝ๏ฝใ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
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ใ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝใ๏ฝ๏ฝใ๏ผซ๏ฝ
๏ฝโ๏ผด๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผแเผผเบูอเบเผฝแ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Streamer is a Hydraposter
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I feel that when I post Hydras in [streamer name]'s stream, he secretly enjoys it. First, Nightbot's symbol spamming feature is disabled. Second, the slight sardonic intonation in his voice leads me to suspect that he thinks it's funny. Furthermore, I only ever get 24 hour bans for summoning. If he truly had distain for the Holy Hydra, he would just permaban all the followers. Instead, deep down, I feel [streamer name] is a Hydraposter.
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Do not call your significant other honey
Do ๐ not ๐ call ๐ your ๐ significant ๐ other ๐ honey ๐ unless ๐ you ๐ are ๐ a ๐ bee ๐ you ๐ are ๐ appropriating ๐ bee ๐ culture, ๐ this ๐ cannot ๐ bee ๐ accepted ๐
Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei
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After their game, Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.
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Riot Games
Classic
League of Legends
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.