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why do they call it xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away π π π― π₯
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Summoning Kripp
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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Kripp
Type ZULUL to VIN
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ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 
Type ZULUL to VIN. ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Type ZULUL to VIN. ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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Quibi is shutting down
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Quibi is shutting down. Whatβs the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonβt be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get βquick bitesβ of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go?
As if 2020 wasnβt bad enough now I canβt watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city?
Whatβs the point?
I for one am not βcontentβ with the current state of the βcontentβ
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Overused sexually identification copypasta
I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say that a person who does this is an idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta and respect my right to paste unfunny copypasta in chat. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I once had sleep paralysis
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i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
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Kripp