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why do they call it xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฅ
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I used to be a real ad
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BAN ONE FROG GET THE WHOLE POND
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BAN 
ONE FROG GET THE WHOLE POND
ONE FROG GET THE WHOLE POND
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
Fuck minecraft
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Fuck minecraft. I've had it with this dumb, misleading game. Do you know how much time I've spent digging through my backyard, only to find worms and dog shit? And what the fuck is with those fucked up graphics? NEWS FLASH, the real world is not comprised of blocks but actually of hundreds of atoms, stupid Notch. In fortnite (battle royale game) trees fall down when you cut them, but it stupid minecraft they float in the sky,wtf (what the fuck), where's the immersion?
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I am a degree 6 zoosexual
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I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
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I sexually Identify as
Kripp's streaming checklist
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*stretch* โ "mmmm kay" โ "yeah alright" โ "fuckin A" โ "if he drew anything else I would've won" โ "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" โ "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" โ "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" โ
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Kripp
Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month
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๐ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
๐ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
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Kripp