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why do they call it xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away 😂 👌 💯 🔥
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I used to be a real ad
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Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars
Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!
Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you
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Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
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Kripp
Classic
Your anime dreams will not happen
You will never be Japanese. You will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutiepie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime. You will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations. You'll always be a loser.
Weebs
Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill
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,/╲/\╭༼ 
༽╮/\╱ \ Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill ,/╲/\╭༼ ༽╮/\╱ \
༽╮/\╱ \ Spiderman Bill makes his web on the hill ,/╲/\╭༼ ༽╮/\╱ \
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Reynad
Chess is too basic for Kripp
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"Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
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Kripp