twitchquotes:
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance
twitchquotes:
๐ถYou owned a car ๐๐ for 4โฐ๐
yearsโฐ๐. You๐ถ named it๐ฑ Brad๐ฑ. You๐โค๐ loved๐Brad๐๐. And then you๐ถโ totaledโ ๐ง๐๐ him๐ฆ. You two ๐๐had been through everything ๐ฌtogether๐ญ. ๐ฌ2 boyfriends๐ฌ, ๐จ๐ง3 jobs๐ซ,โ nothing โcould replace๐ฑ Brad๐๐. Then Liberty Mutual๐๐๐ calls, and you break into your ๐happy๐ ๐dance๐๐๐.
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Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom
twitchquotes:
"Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Kripp
Classic
I miss Julio the donkey
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Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him
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Kripp
Kawaii Gun
โฆ_โฆ..____________________, ,
โฆโฆ/ KAWAII GUN
`โ-___________โโ_____] = = = = =(๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง
โฆ../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
โฆ..), โ-.(_(__) /
โฆ.// (..) ), โโโ
โฆ//___//
..//___//
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