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Dont mind me just turning it to gold
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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Imposter broke into my house!
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a âcrew mateâ broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donât get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad âDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!â I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatâs not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
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Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is âmental abuse to humansâ? Well, lemme tell you one thing: âMathâ is an abbreviation for âmathematicsâ, so youâre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for âexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsâ! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youâre not truly intelligent or cool! Youâre dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donât forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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NOW WE JEBAITED
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KAPPA OUTDATED POGCHAMP OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
KAPPA OUTDATED POGCHAMP OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyâre all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canât handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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This is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend IncorporatedŠ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has legend) as you no longer are a "never legend". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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