[Copypasta] Dont mind me just turning it to gold

twitchquotes: GivePLZ TBCheesePull Kappa TBCheesePull TakeNRG Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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April 2017
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Wow! I love Verizonβ„’!

twitchquotes: Wow! I love Verizonβ„’! I’m glad that the internet is so free! Isn’t it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! It’s really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed I’m sure they won’t abuse it! Thank you Verizonβ„’! I love Verizonβ„’! Don’t you love Verizonβ„’?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonβ„’! Can’t you see they’re protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Don’t you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonβ„’! Thank you Verizonβ„’! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying β€œthis is what’s best for a free and open internet” and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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December 2017

Net Neutrality

Type :) if you have crippling depression

twitchquotes: type :) if you have Crippling Depression :)
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September 2018

Keepo

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November 2014

Doublelift's not even the best ADC on CLG

twitchquotes: Doublelift best ADC NA? Doublelift's not even the best ADC on CLG
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February 2015
Riot Games

League of Legends

Robin is NOT low tier

twitchquotes: Robin is NOT low tier. That's a ridiculous claim and you know it. Game and watch. Kirby. Jigglypuff. Hell, even Mario is shorter than Robin. Say what you want about Robin, but do NOT call my girl "low".
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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

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