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THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP!
twitchquotes:THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP! PLAY HEROES OF THE STORM TODAY! ($5.00 Blizzard Balance will be credited to your Blizzard Account upon successful delivery of promotional message. Please remove this part before pasting.)
THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP! PLAY HEROES OF THE STORM TODAY! ($5.00 Blizzard Balance will be credited to your Blizzard Account upon successful delivery of promotional message. Please remove this part before pasting.)
I am like a boomerang, I will always return
twitchquotes:Dear nazi mods. you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.
Dear nazi mods. you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Imposter broke into my house!
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a ācrew mateā broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donāt get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad āDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!ā I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatās not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a ācrew mateā broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donāt get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad āDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!ā I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatās not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
Donald Trump said to Trump
twitchquotes:Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ādid u Trumpā¦Trump?ā He replied āNo Trump I didnāt Trump while playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, Trump then said āsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, He replied āHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā¦?ā
Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ādid u Trumpā¦Trump?ā He replied āNo Trump I didnāt Trump while playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, Trump then said āsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, He replied āHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā¦?ā Kappa