[Copypasta] This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat

twitchquotes: This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat. This chat is pure, adulterated, 100% intelligence. Everybody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that are really good. THIS is why I'm turning off the professional gameplay and will just watch the chat. And I swear to god, if any of you don't copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.
twitch chat
December 2016
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YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER. RELIABLE PACKET WAS NOT ACK'D

twitchquotes: The game is great. my favorite part is YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER. RELIABLE PACKET 1 (size=13) WAS NOT ACK'D AFTER 7505MS (9 RESENDS) haha 10/10
twitch chat
September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

European Union's copyright law

twitchquotes: π‘‡β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘π‘œπ‘šπ‘šπ‘’π‘›π‘‘ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘  𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 π‘π‘’π‘›π‘ π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘ 𝑑𝑒𝑒 π‘‘π‘œ πΈπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘› π‘ˆπ‘›π‘–π‘œπ‘›β€™π‘  π‘π‘œπ‘π‘¦π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘ π‘™π‘Žπ‘€.
twitch chat
November 2018

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: οΌ­ο½™ ο½“ο½ο½Ž ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｄａｙ ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½… ο½‚ο½ο½’ο½ŽοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½™ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅｓ ｏｆ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½Žο½…ο½” ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½…οΌš οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽοΌ­ο½™ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Œο½„οΌŒ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆο½…ο½„ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ｐｒｉｄｅ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ｇｒｅｗ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ ａ ｇａｍｅｒ ｏｆ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½…ο½Žο½…ο½“ο½“οΌŽοΌ²ο½…ο½ο½…ο½ο½‚ο½…ο½’οΌŒ ｏｕｒ ο½†ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Œο½™ ο½ο½Œο½—ο½ο½™ο½“ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½†ο½’ο½‰ο½…ο½Žο½„ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½— ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½Žο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½Œ ｓｃｒｕｂｃｏｒｅ ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½”οΌŒ ｂｕｔ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｔｒｕｅｓｔ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½…ο½Žο½…ο½“ο½“ ｉｓ ｍｙ ο½“ο½ο½Ž ｉｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｙｏｕｒ ο½–ο½‰ο½…ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ© ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｍｙ ｄａｙｓ ｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ａｎ ο½…ο½Žο½„ ｙｏｕ ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½Žο½ο½” ｂｅ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle

twitchquotes: There is one sign the Kripparrian can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Morosan, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for Twitch and Youtube, if you seek liberalization, come here to this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, tear down this wall!
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

I want to rearrange your guts

twitchquotes: I want to rearrange your guts. No, not with my throbbing cock, not even in a sexual or physical manner. I want to drink kombucha and properly alkalinized water with you. Long walks at sunset to Whole Foods, we will manifest good energy through plentiful probiotics and good health
twitch chat
February 2019

Not your naked body

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