[Copypasta] LE SWARM HAS ARRIVED

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May 2016
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React Andys constantly pausing the YouTube video

twitchquotes: Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and shut the fuck up.
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Red sus but with emojis (Among Us)

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Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color?

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