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hey Tyler, its me Brad
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hey Tyler, its me Brad, remember me . Ha, remember that time when you tried to run trough the A gap but i tackled you so hard you started crying. yes good times man.
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Greetings Tyler1, I am the CEO of MacDonalds
Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect
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Tyler1 is the epitome of optimized-intellect, whom of which specializes in quantum-physics and mathematics, as well as the profoundly skill-consuming game, League of Legends. The motives that Tyler1 possesses stem from his humble beginnings of a hard-stuck D5 Draven main, eventually however climbing the ranks to challenger. Though this quest was not easy, Tyler1 discovered rudimentary theorems and postulates found in today’s mathematical studies.. 
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At least I feel safe with Tyler
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Tyler, because he can't beat anyone
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Tyler1 is my future mirror
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No, I don’t jerk off to Tyler1 because I’m gay, I jerk off to Tyler1 because he is what I will become with hard enough training. I can get out of diamond. I can go to the gym. Tyler1 is not a human but instead an idea. The idea of my life working, the idea of my not getting bad teammates (who are always at fault in my games seriously wtf am I supposed to do) and the idea of me climbing. When I see Tyler1 I don’t get excited because I’m gay but because he is my future mirror.
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