twitchquotes:
ｗｈｅｎ ＢＲＡＩＮＤＥＡＤ， ｍｙ ｈａｎｄ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ Ｈｕｎｔａｒｄ． ｉ ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｂｕｚｚａｒｄ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｅｘ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ＤＯＧＥＳ ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ＯＰ
twitch chat
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
More Reynad Copypastas
Remittance-based Number Generation
twitchquotes:
R-N-G Remittance-based Number Generation, was a phrased developed by Blizzard in 2013 Hearthstone Beta(2014 official release). The phrase describes Blizzard's sentiment off *** YOU PAY US MORE MONIES RIGHT *** NOW. If the player does not pay $4.50 average per week, ugly loss accruing algorithms are enabled.
twitch chat
Reynad
Hunters are compelled by a mysterious force to attack face
twitchquotes:
After months of careful and thorough research, I have discovered that Hunters, quite literally, do NOT have the capacity to trade minions. They are physically unable to attack an opponents minion with one of theirs. They a compelled by some mysterious force to mindlessly attack the face of their opponent.
twitch chat
Reynad
Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks
twitchquotes:
Reynad, I admire you because you invented all the decks. Thus, you invented my deck even if you never saw my deck.
twitch chat
Reynad
Disappointed that Reynad doesn't live in the Dead Sea
twitchquotes:
I was disappointed to find that when i flew to the Dead Sea to realize that Reynad doesn't live there, considering it's the saltiest sea in the world.
twitch chat
Reynad
My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad
twitchquotes:
(◉ ͜ʖ ◉) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (◡ ͜ʖ ◡) I just lost another tournament (º ͜ʖ º) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
twitch chat
Reynad