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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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His name was Norman Reedus
I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. Iāll never forget that number. And every day at school, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of high school, too..so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but weād always threaten to move tables so heād stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Likeā¦even after class weād ask him about that stuff and be like ādude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch,ā and heād always look at us like we were crazy and say āwhat the hell are you talking about?ā Iāll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my previous high school. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Norman Reedus.
Quibi is shutting down
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Quibi is shutting down. Whatās the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonāt be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get āquick bitesā of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go?
As if 2020 wasnāt bad enough now I canāt watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city?
Whatās the point?
I for one am not ācontentā with the current state of the ācontentā
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amogus made people think I'm racist
My teacher was showing us a video and the narrator was some Indian guy with a heavy accent. My friend was smiling and I smiled back. The teacher caught us and told us not to make fun of people's accents. I did genuinely felt sorry so I tried to be serious. Then my mind started thinking about dumb shit and I was trying to not laugh. I told myself to be serious then my mind fucking thinks "amogus". I couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed loud enough to get everyone's attention. Now everyone thinks I was laughing at the Indian guy and that I'm racist.
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Doublelift looks nervous as he hands over the money
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Doublelift looks nervous as he hands over the money. "Is this enough?" he asks. Marc Merrill looks at him and laughs "QT is in for another soloQ special
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