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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver
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ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½ Κα΄ΚΚα΄ α΄Κ. α΄α΄Κα΄sα΄Ι΄! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄-α΄Κα΄α΄α΄-α΄
ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ. Ιͺ'α΄ Κα΄Κα΄ α΄α΄ α΄
α΄ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄κ° 69 α΄α΄Ι΄s α΄κ° α΄©α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄ κ°Κα΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ κ°α΄α΄α΄α΄s sα΄Κα΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ "ΓΌΚα΄Κα΄Γ€α΄α΄Ι΄α΄α΄α΄α΄’Ι΄" ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄©s. Ιͺκ° Κα΄α΄'α΄
ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘! Ι’α΄α΄α΄
ΚΚα΄ sΙͺΚ! ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½
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Le budget Toucan has arrived
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<(Β°) Le budget Toucan has arrived
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its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion
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Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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