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I hate when people quote songs in their spam... it reminds me of Somebody I Used to Know
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
We are the ί·fidgetsί·
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We are the ί·fidgetsί· π₯π my friends π―βοΈβοΈ We'll keep on πspinningπ to the end ππͺ We are the ί·fidgetsί· We are the the ί·fidgetsί· πͺππ₯ No time for πΏhatersπΏπ cuz we are the ί·fidgetsί· of the world π―π―π₯ yes, we are the ί·fidgetsί· of the world!πππ
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Fidget Spinner
We blizzard care much about the player experience
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We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
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Hearthstone
There is a bunch of Twitch overlords
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There is a bunch of Twitch overlords who grow batches of streamers from genetically modified eggs. When these eggs hatch and grow, they are given their first computer and start streaming a Dora the Explorer game. As they grow up, the most popular streamers advance and are given more complex games to stream, from CoD to Hearthstone. Each streamer lives in a small cubicle, and there are hundreds upon hundreds of cubicles on the grounds of the Twitch Headquarters. 
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Kripp
I've always been a DC fan
twitchquotes:
(sponsored spam) I've always been a DC fan (I guess you could say Fanboy LOL) but after watching Kripparrian play Marvel Future Fight, I gotta say, I'm HOOKED! Featuring iconic characters like Black Panther and Thanos, I gotta say, I'm pretty damn interested in this game. Thank you Kripparrian!
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Kripp
sellout
Anime girl 2
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