[Copypasta] Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! I want to tell you a secret. It's not very simple for me to say. Listen please! So you know... I like that p**n with fetish and stuff... But when you fist your subs, I just don't need to watch that *** anymore! Because it is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen... Your sexy fist
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January 2015
Kripp
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Marketing Director for Doritos messages Kripp

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด, ษช แด€แด แดแด€ส€แด‹แด‡แด›ษชษดษข แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด›แดส€ า“แดส€ แด…แดส€ษชแด›แดs, แด„สœแดœแด„แด‹ แดส€แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แด˜สส€ษชษดแด, แด€แด‹แด€ แด„.แด. แด˜สส€ษชษดแด. sษชษดแด„แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ ษดแดแดก แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸ sแด‡สŸสŸแดแดœแด› แดกแด‡ แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด sแด˜แดษดsแดส€ สแดแดœ! แด€สŸสŸ สแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด ษชs แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แด„แดแดแดแด‡ส€แด„ษชแด€สŸ แดกสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด€ส€แด›แดsษชs แดกแดแดœสŸแด… แด‡แด€แด› า“ส€ษชแด›แด แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœ sแด€ส ษดแด า“ส€ษชแด›แดส€ษชษดแด แด€ษดแด… แด‡แด€แด› แด…แดส€ษชแด›แด.
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March 2014
Kripp

I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC

twitchquotes: (sponsored message) WOW! I love the way this game looks. The graphics are great and the framerate is perfect! I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC and just moving over to mobile because this seems like the far superior product. Thank you Kripp for showing me this amazing new game.
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April 2018
Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

I miss Julio the donkey

twitchquotes: Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him
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August 2015
Kripp

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ•๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‰ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„.
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March 2014
Kripp

Classic

Patrick Star - I am back

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€Iโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ”€โ–€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ–€โ”€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€AMโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€BACK โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ”€ โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€ โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
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August 2015
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