[Copypasta] Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

Rice farmer in Polynesia

twitchquotes: Hello my name is muambashu and i am a rice farmer in polynesia. I made my computer out of rubber from gum trees and banana leaves. Please help me defeat corporations by following in my footsteps and not understanding money. Please no copy pasterino
twitch chat
May 2015
Reynad

Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Music (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Extremely Handsome (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Innovative Decks (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) High Level Gameplay (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Moderately Sized Forehead (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Personality (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Large Donger (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Must be Reynad (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
twitch chat
November 2016
Reynad

What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft PJSalt TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD
twitch chat
April 2016
Reynad

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My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—‰ ΝœΚ– β—‰) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (β—‘ ΝœΚ– β—‘) I just lost another tournament (ΒΊ ΝœΚ– ΒΊ) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad
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