[Copypasta] Me name is Kowak and I are from Poland

twitchquotes: Hi me name is Kowak and I are from Poland. Sorry for me bed England. I works in a shop, and i only earn a little money. So to afford an computer i had to selled me girlfriend. But I cant play LOL? Me heard that someone say something about internett, but what is internett? Ples help me poor human from poland. And no copy pasterino trollerino
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Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama

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