[Copypasta] Uranus is actually a planet in our solar system

I sexually Identify as going second

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Kripp's chat is not raising enough dongers

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, this is the Donger Police. We have inside information that states your chat has not been raising a sufficient amount of dongers. We are going to have to shut down your stream if you don't ask your chat to raise their dongers.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

twitchquotes: The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.

twitch chat

May 2014

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

These Kripp nudes are DISGUSTING!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Uranus is actually a planet in our solar system

I sexually Identify as going second

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Kripp's chat is not raising enough dongers

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

Classic

Hearthstone

These Kripp nudes are DISGUSTING!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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