Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
I used to be a real ad
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Arr. It's driving me nuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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imaqtpie
First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb"
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First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb". I didn't study half a semester of Japanese history and do a google maps tour of Tokyo so that some uncultured swine would walk around calling me a weeb like its an insult. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. And yes, I will be visiting Japan for the first time next year when air travel costs go down.
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Weebs
HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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HELLO BLIZZARD π I WANT TO REPORT A BUG π MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
HELLO BLIZZARD π I WANT TO REPORT A BUG π MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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Kripp
Hearthstone
The Black Rat, Rattus Rattus
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The Black Rat, Rattus Rattus, was first described by Henrik Ahnberg in his 18th century work βA Dongβs guide to Dotaβ. An elusive and hardy creature, the rat excels at damaging structures and retreating at the first sign of danger, only to begin its attack anew once the threat has passed. Unlike many of his peers, Ahnberg greatly respected the rat, finding many of its features similar to his own. His love for the rat became so great that he soon left the world of men and descended into the sewers to live among the rats, eventually becoming their king.
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AdmiralBulldog
Dota 2
Hafu is more hardcore than Kripp
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Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.
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Kripp