Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges
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Kripp
Inflatable seahorse
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This deck is gayer than a malaysian transvestite f*cking a man on an inflatable seahorse
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Kripp
Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer
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Honestly? If you think about it, Kirby is the best character Ultimate has to offer. D-tilt trips even at high %, his specials allow for mind games and early kills, the list goes on. While a top tier character, he requires the player to have a diverse skill set and deep understanding of the game to play. He’s an underplayed, underappreciated gem of the smash roster but unfortunately, I think that less competent players like Nairo have a long way to go before utilizing him with his full potential.
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NairoMK
Super Smash Bros
And you’ve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🤣😂, ho ho ho he ha🤣🤣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👴👵. I’m 🙅♀️ g'not 🙅♀️a g'nelf🧝👎. I’m 🙅♀️g'not🙅♀️ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I’m a g'nome🎅😁!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMED🎅🤣😂😂🤣🤣!!!
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