Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
I used to be a real ad
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BREAKING NEWS
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Kripp
Give me another burger OpieOP
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EU is so ba... wait let me take a breath EU is s... i need to take another one fk give me another burger
EU is so ba... wait let me take a breath EU is s... i need to take another one fk give me another burger
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EU vs NA
What is copypasta?
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Copypasta is internet slang for any block of text that gets copied and pasted over and over again, typically disseminated by individuals through online discussion forums and social networking sites. It shares some characteristics with spam in the sense they’re both unsolicited (and often considered a nuisance) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Forsen
I can’t escape Fortnite
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I can’t escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, “Do you play Fortnite?”. At first I couldn’t process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. “Dude, do you play Fortnite?” Then I heard someone respond behind me. “Fortnite?” Then another. “Yeah, that game.” I couldn’t shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with “where we droppin' boys?”. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say “Tilted Towers!”
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Fortnite
WE ARE WEEBS
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WE ARE WEEBS
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