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Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
THEY FUCK
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I own a musket for base defense, since that's what the developers intended. Four Syndicate dunderheads breach my front gate. "What the Ignis?" As I grab my cold resistant metal armor and musket. Blow a pal sphere sized hole through the first thug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my make-shift pistol on the second thug, miss him entirely because it's crafted from spare parts and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to my Lamball and the mounted rocket fortification at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" the shrapnel shreds two thugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the neighbors alarm bells. Ready my metal spear and charge at the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since thirty-seven stab wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the developers intended.
I own a musket for base defense, since that's what the developers intended. Four Syndicate dunderheads breach my front gate. "What the Ignis?" As I grab my cold resistant metal armor and musket. Blow a pal sphere sized hole through the first thug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my make-shift pistol on the second thug, miss him entirely because it's crafted from spare parts and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to my Lamball and the mounted rocket fortification at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" the shrapnel shreds two thugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the neighbors alarm bells. Ready my metal spear and charge at the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since thirty-seven stab wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the developers intended.
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Having to call a judge โyour honorโ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.