Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?"
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
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Kripp
For the blind, it is light
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Who is [streamer name]? 
For the blind, π¦ it is light. π‘ For the hungry π£ , it is bread. π For the sick, π it is the cure. βοΈ For the sad π’ , it is joy. π For the poor π«π° , it is the treasure; π° βοΈ for the debtor β π° , it is forgiveness. π For the face πΆ , it is the lips π
For the blind, π¦ it is light. π‘ For the hungry π£ , it is bread. π For the sick, π it is the cure. βοΈ For the sad π’ , it is joy. π For the poor π«π° , it is the treasure; π° βοΈ for the debtor β π° , it is forgiveness. π For the face πΆ , it is the lips π
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much? I'm really trying to pay attention to the stream and you guys are distracting me. If you guys really cared about the quality of the stream or [insert streamer name] you would stop the spamming and copying and pasting. God, I swear you guys are the worst part of twitch. Couldn't you just try to be mature for once in your life? Everyday I come here and it's the same thing, a bunch of no life neckbeards ruining this quality content for everyone else..
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Classic
I hate Twitch Chat
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
A very convincing EU > NA
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C9 loses to G2 with First time Top lane Perkz β
β’ TL loses to FNC with a sub jungler debuting for them β
β’ TSM loses to OG role swapping Nukeduck and Patrik and Patrikβs first competitive Neeko game β
A very convincing EU > NA
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