[Copypasta] Porn scene fanfic

Cashier was at home until someone came to the door. He opened the door and a very cute girl selling girl scout cookies was there. "Do you want any cookies sir?", she asked him. Cashier asked, "is there any other way I could pay?" THEY FUCK
July 2022
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Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

twitchquotes: (`.Β΄) Trump. (`.Β΄) Amaz. (`.Β΄) MaSsan. (`.Β΄) Hafu. A few months ago the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when ( ͝° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°) Forsen's Snus Brotherhood attacked. Only (β—‰Ω„ΝŸβ—‰) Reynad, master of the Salt could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most - he was too busy complaining on stream. ( Ν Β°Ω„ΝŸ Ν Β°)
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October 2014
Kripp

Aspirations and dreams

twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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December 2014
imaqtpie

Magnus Carlsen has the most braindead viewership

twitchquotes: It’s funny how arguably the smartest person on this platform also has the most braindead viewership. What the hell even is a copypasta? Grow up.
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April 2021
maskenissen

I’m paying to shoot like Wardell not Whiffdell

πŸ“žHello?πŸ“žIs this the OP Academy?πŸ“žI would like a refund pleaseπŸ“žI’m paying to shoot like Wardell not WhiffdellπŸ“žHe do missπŸ“ž
June 2021
WARDELL

Valorant

Pinkie Pie

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November 2014
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