[Copypasta] Harvest Jack Raid Shadow Legends ad

SPOOKY, you donโ€™t wanna run into this pumpkin, harvest jack is one scary champion if you wanna see him shine put him in the arena, his fear ability turns good to bad and bad to worse. With his sythe and glowing eyes, harvest jack is scary, you want him on your side in RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, download now and play for free
May 2022
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Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit?

I donโ€™t know why but I kinda get a little turned on when I see them. Thereโ€™s something about their design that makes them really adorable and I always try to hold myself back from imagining things about them but I canโ€™t help it. They look so tiny and fluffy with a petite body and short height, cute little outfits, a rounded face, big eyes and pretty hair. Like theyโ€™re literally so unironically perfect I feel like reddit made them this way on purpose. I grew a habit of direct messaging anyone who have a nice woman avatar and chatting with them because I imagine the person using the account to look the same. Iโ€™m not even typing this out to sound like a weirdo i genuinely feel this way and I do hope that Iโ€™m not being weird for it. Please tell me thereโ€™s someone who feels the same thing
May 2022

Reddit

IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ฝ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ฝHOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ฝ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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April 2018
OverwatchLeague

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Daily WSB trader routine

1. Wake up 2. Check memfolio, buy more PLTR calls 3. Shit while looking at charts, donโ€™t wipe 4. Fomo and buy the top 5. Watch stock Plummet 6. Sell, watch stock go up 7. Go to WSB and downvote everything 8. Jerk off, nut, realize how empty you are 9. Stare at futures for 3 hours 10. Sleep & repeat
December 2020

WallStreetBets

My family keeps making Amongus references

It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿคฌ don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" ๐Ÿค” and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ But then the worse part๐Ÿ˜‘ every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS ๐Ÿ˜† but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

What's that?

twitchquotes: "Octavian," weeps a heartbroken Rania, "we need to talk. I'm not happy anymore. Your frail, vegan body no longer satisfies me. I asked you for a child, and all you gave me was this mangy mutt. Well, I've got news for you. I'm pregnant, and I bet you know who the father is. That's right, it's Tanner from Foot Locker. I'm leaving you, Octavian, you've ruined everything. Do you have anything to say for yourself?" Kripp lifts the headphone off his ear and glances in Rania's direction. "What's that?"
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May 2019
Kripp
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