abortion is 300$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free. the choice is yours.
Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.
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Halloween Mercy
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๐Guys๐, Iโm ๐ฒshaking๐ฒ. Iโm fucking๐ฒ shaking๐ฒ. I never wanted to ๐๐๐๐breed ๐๐๐๐with anyone more than I want to with ๐๐ปHalloween ๐ปโ๏ธMercy.โ๏ธ๐๏ธ That ๐ฏperfect,๐ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐body.๐ Those ๐bountiful๐ ๐breasts๐. The ๐ชchild ๐ชbearing๐ hips๐ of a ๐ผ๏ธ๐literal goddess๐๐ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐ณ๐ณhurts๐ณ๐ณ knowing that Iโll neverโค๐
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๐with her, โฌpassโฌ my ๐genes๐ through her, and have her ๐birth๐ a set of ๐ช๐ฏperfect offspring.๐ฏ๐ช Iโd do fucking๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ ANYTHING ๐ฐ๐ฐ
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Overwatch
This player is fantastic
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This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
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Only the chosen one can hold this taco
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Only the chosen one can hold this tacoโ โ
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Among us has ruined a generation
Among us has ruined a generation. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. It can't be stopped. I go shopping and I find among us mini figures. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no... Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. SOS? SUS. I go to Mcdonalds to cheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone, I find that a nugget in the shape of AMOGUS sold for over $1000 dollars,
I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy.