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Try being nicer when you say that Calvin
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Try being nicer when you say that Calvin so it comes across as constructive and less toxic that way you won't hurt anyone's feelings and everyone will be happy 
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How I got into Harvard
Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.
As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So....?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart.
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Pokimane love you
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
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You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh?
You think itās funny to take screenshots of peopleās NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someoneās property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. Youāre the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I donāt even know why you took that screenshot, because you didnāt pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesnāt lie. Even if you try to save it, itās my property. Youāre just angry that you couldnāt afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldnāt even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. Youāre just mad you donāt own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, youāll be hearing from my lawyers.
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IāM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS
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āIāM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. IāM SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEā 
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