[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan THAT MOMENT FeelsBadMan WHEN YOU REALIZE FeelsBadMan THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND FeelsBadMan IS TWITCH CHAT FeelsBadMan
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My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
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I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½> I do it all the time γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ and every time I drink itβ”ŒΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ ┐ Kripp starts to scream and whine β”ŒΰΌΌ@Ω„Νœ@༽┐ But never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊΰΌ½ my Bones are staying strong γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰
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twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž Kripp ο½ο½‰ο½“ο½ο½Œο½ο½™, οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½Žο½” to ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½— ο½ˆο½‰ο½ my ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½…. οΌ© οΌ£ο½’ο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½šο½… ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½‡ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ο½‚ο½‰ο½Œο½‰ο½”ο½‰ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½‚. all ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ better ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½Ž kripp
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twitchquotes: Let's look at this statistically. Assuming you are not Peruvian, your team has four chances to spawn a Peruvian. The other team has five chances to spawn a Peruvian. Overall, you will have less Peruvians then your opponents, and will automatically rise on the ladder. If you aren't rising, you are probably secretly a Peruvian, ruining the statistical balance of sweet victory.
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