[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan THAT MOMENT FeelsBadMan WHEN YOU REALIZE FeelsBadMan THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND FeelsBadMan IS TWITCH CHAT FeelsBadMan
twitch chat
March 2017
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All men are trash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. โ€œone of the good onesโ€ as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but theyโ€™re awesome
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Simps

The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport

twitchquotes: The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport played by high society clubs like S.M.E.G. on emoting grounds across twitch. To play, one player posts a satirical block of text to the pitch, usually with a paygated emote such as moon2SMEG . Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
twitch chat
June 2017
MOONMOON

Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ he's so smart ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š and cute ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜˜ lick him ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜› and finger him ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ I would fuck him ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ‘ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ŸŽฎ โŒจ๏ธ xd
twitch chat
April 2019
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Sing2x this is your girlfriend

twitch chat
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SingSing

This guy's brofist is CRAZY

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ This guy's brofist is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy knuckles can't win against a fist like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 2 fingers to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe brofisted the only sub that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect fist โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could fistโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI fisted that perfectlyโ€
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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