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Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks

twitchquotes: Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks. A SWAT team is on the way to your location. Make sure the door is open, otherwise they are ready to break it down. Don't destroy any evidence and don't contact your accomplices! Prepare disks, flash drives and any other multimedia devices containing illegal materials, proving your criminality. Be prepared to answer the questions during your interrogation! Cooperate and don't deny the charges against you.
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June 2019

I don’t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what β€œJunkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with β€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. β€œThis is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

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I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN

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March 2014
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Kirby with gun

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October 2018

Valiant calls Shanghai

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March 2019
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