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February 2022
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REKT Not REKT

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May 2014

Classic

Shrek

You just entered a world of hurt

twitchquotes: Hey you mothef**ker. You just entered a world of hurt. I just found my wifes texts to 'The Kripp', talking about dongers, topdicks, and salt. I don't know what kind of fetish *** you're into but you better find it somewhere else. I'm coming for you. If any of you retards copy paste this I'll get you too.
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November 2014
Kripp

Unhappy Gordon Ramsey

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Patrick Star - I am back

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Kripp

HassanChop

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