[Copypasta] This message legally certifies that I was here

twitchquotes: This message marks my place as a viewer at this moment, and hereby certifies that I "was here" for any and all subsequent significant events in the near future. This message contains no other particular information, and does not imply any endorsement of, nor involvement in, the events which occur. This message is signed by Twitch authentication and dated by chatroom timestamp, and hence is legally binding.
twitch chat
February 2022
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Kripp paints and is one off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But it’s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. β€œOne off lethal,” Rania sobs.
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February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? πŸ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT πŸ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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March 2018
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Overwatch

Time is tickling

Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND πŸ’ŒπŸ“² this 🀳 to TEN (πŸ”Ÿ) FESTIVE FREAKS πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ•Ί if u get πŸ”Ÿ BACK your a 🀀😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE πŸ˜πŸ§¦πŸŽπŸ’πŸ˜»πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham πŸ™ˆπŸ·πŸ€ͺπŸͺ΅πŸ”₯πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ but if u get 0️⃣ back 😡 u got a πŸ”₯ DRY CπŸ…ΎοΈAL CUNT πŸ§†πŸŒ΅πŸ˜°πŸ˜­πŸ˜±πŸ₯²πŸ‘
December 2023

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Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

twitchquotes: β–Ό β—„β–Ό β—„ο»Ώ β–² β–Ί β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Ό β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Όο»Ώ β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Ό β—„ β–²ο»Ώ β–Ί β–Ό β—„ο»Ώ β–² β–Ίο»Ώ β–Ό β—„ο»Ώ β–² β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ίο»Ώ β–Ό β—„β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Ό β—„ β–² β–Ί β–Ό sorry I droppedο»Ώ my bag of doritos
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle

twitchquotes: There is one sign the Kripparrian can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace. General Secretary Morosan, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for Twitch and Youtube, if you seek liberalization, come here to this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, remove this wooden triangle. Mr. Morosan, tear down this wall!
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp
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