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[Copypasta]Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics
๐ BROMANCE ๐ nothing really gay ๐ฅต about it ๐ฏ not that there's ๐ anything wrong with being gay ๐ BROMANCE ๐ shouldn't be ashamed ๐ or hide it ๐ค I love you ๐ in the most heterosexual way ๐ ๐ฆ
๐ BROMANCE ๐ nothing really gay ๐ฅต about it ๐ฏ not that there's ๐ anything wrong with being KappaPride gay ๐ BROMANCE ๐ shouldn't be ashamed ๐ or hide it ๐ค I love you ๐ in the most heterosexual way ๐ ๐ฆ
I used to be a real ad
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Thanks Nivea!
twitchquotes:ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ GUYS GUYS , just used new Nivea Lotion on my donger and now it looks 10 years youger , THANKS NIVEA ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
i forgor ๐
nah, you forgor ๐ how to be funny.
you forgor ๐ how to be original.
you forgor ๐ how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember ๐"
yeah, you rember ๐ the reason your parents divorced.
you rember ๐ the reason why youre alone.
you rember ๐ why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
nah, you forgor ๐ how to be funny.
you forgor ๐ how to be original.
you forgor ๐ how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember ๐"
yeah, you rember ๐ the reason your parents divorced.
you rember ๐ the reason why youre alone.
you rember ๐ why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
Just finished watching the full 13 minute Belle Delphine Christmas vid. In short, I am utterly surprised on how bad it was, literally something you can't mess up, penetrative sex on camera was failed. In the FULL 13 minutes of the video we get no full frontal pussy shot. WTF. What is the point of releasing a sextape if you're still carrying on doing the gimmick that you hide your vagina in every photo/video that you do on your subscription service?? They need to pay a cinematographer, screenwriter, even a basic cameraman for her videos if this amount of money is needed to access them, there's a reason why there's dedicated crew and directors for pornography videos. Not only did they need a crew, they needed proper editors to fix the damn fucking lighting, my eyes were burning from how much the brightness was fucked up. The angles in the video were so damn off, in multiple scenes 2/3rds of the scene is just showcasing the man's buttocks, legs and rest of the body rather than Belle. In most of the penetrative scenes, with the camera angle that they chose, her head is cut off from the frame, what is the point, her whole facial expressions and face got her to this point of fame?!? Nobody knew or followed Belle Delphine for her body. Yet again, with the whole hiding of her vagina, her self masturbation scene is limited to her fingering her butthole, I kept on telling myself that she would do something different, or maybe she had some anal fetish, but from 1:21 to 4:22, it's literally just that, a waste of 3 minutes of my time. I'm in utter disbelief on how they messed this thing up, thank god I got it for free. Worst thing is, I didn't even nut.
If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
twitchquotes:If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐ ๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoโs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyโve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendโs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heโs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnโt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherโs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iโm literally pissing myself as I write this.
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoโs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyโve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendโs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heโs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnโt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherโs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iโm literally pissing myself as I write this.