[Copypasta] Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

March 2021

I sexually Identify as

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

twitchquotes: The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.

twitch chat

May 2014

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

twitchquotes: Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE 🏃🚶 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 CONGA LINE 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 CONGA LINE 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 CONGA LINE 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 CONGA LINE 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶

twitch chat

October 2015

Classic

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city? I thought not. It's not a story the Playmobils would tell you. It's a LEGO legend. Man Lego was a Dark Lord of building, so powerful and so wise he could use the bricks to influence the constructions to create rescue helicopters… He had such a knowledge of building that he could even keep the ones he cared about from falling. The dark side of the LEGOs is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice threw him into the river in LEGO city. Ironic. He could rescue others from the river, but not himself.

December 2020

Lego City

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Twelve days of gachi

twitchquotes: gachiGASM

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM

12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM

11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM

10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM

9 boys next door gachiGASM

8 brand new whips gachiGASM

7 hydra dicks gachiGASM

6 hot loads gachiGASM

5 wrestling mats gachiGASM

4 suction masks gachiGASM

3 fisting sessions gachiGASM

2 billy figures gachiGASM

And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM

twitch chat

April 2019

Forsen

[Copypasta] Niga Higa Bromance song lyrics

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke

I sexually Identify as

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

Classic

Hearthstone

Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

Classic

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the man who fell into the river in Lego city?

Lego City

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Twelve days of gachi

KappaPride

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