What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
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Yα΄α΄α΄s! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κ. 
's Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄ Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄. Fα΄Κ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄Ιͺα΄α΄α΄
α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄Ι΄Κy, yα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ Ι’α΄α΄ α΄ Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄ α΄α΄’α΄α΄α΄’Ιͺα΄Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄ α΄α΄α΄
Ιͺα΄α΄ sα΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄F α΄α΄α΄’α΄ Fα΄Κ α΄Ι΄Κy 4.20 $! α΄α΄ Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄FFα΄Κ, α΄yα΄©α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄
α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
's Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄ Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄. Fα΄Κ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄Ιͺα΄α΄α΄
α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄Ι΄Κy, yα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ Ι’α΄α΄ α΄ Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄ α΄α΄’α΄α΄α΄’Ιͺα΄Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄ α΄α΄α΄
Ιͺα΄α΄ sα΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄F α΄α΄α΄’α΄ Fα΄Κ α΄Ι΄Κy 4.20 $! α΄α΄ Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄FFα΄Κ, α΄yα΄©α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄
α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
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Kripp
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. He was very sus. I canβt stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until itβs as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. I hope I can ever meet him. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my twitching butthole with everything he got. This is how my wet dreams end every single day, I canβt stop thinking about the impostor of the hitgame Among Us.
Among Us / Amogus
No name calling
I just had a conversation w a π that didnt resort to name calling... We just spoke our peace and wished ourselves good luck and now i dint know what to do with myself.
I think im going to go back and call him a bitch.
WallStreetBets
IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
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NA THIS EU THAT IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
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