About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist.
I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out"
Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
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Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
PLAYING ๐ AMONG ๐ US ๐ก IN ๐ค REAL ๐ค LIFE
SPACESHIP ๐ WITH ๐พ MY ๐
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GOTTA ๐ฅท๐ฟ SPLIT ๐ UP ๐คก SPREAD โ๏ธ OUT ๐ฎCUZ ๐ WE ๐ ALL ๐ GOT ๐ฏ TASKS ๐ป TO ๐ฝ DO
GOTTA ๐ฟ FIND ๐บ THE ๐คง IMPOSTER ๐คซ AS ๐ THEY ๐ TRY ๐ฟ TO ๐ถ SA๐
ฑ๏ธOTAGE
WHO ๐ฎCAN ๐
ฑ๏ธ WE ๐ซ๐ท TRUST ๐ IN ๐คช THIS ๐คฏ AMONG ๐คญ US ๐คฃ ENTOURAGE.
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Shots 1-5 clearly missed
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
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ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME
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ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME
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My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary
My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him.
On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I donโt post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. Itโs also the first time Iโve received Reddit gold.
When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured Iโm all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. Heโs a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming.
But Reddit, itโs been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I donโt say something then the cycle will repeat itself.