[Copypasta] Ok, so I main Mercy

twitchquotes: Ok, so I main Mercy all I see is a bunch of posts and comments basically talking shit about Mercy mains. But let me tell you something, you need us. Honestly, do you think it's easy playing Mercy or something? Every time I hear "I need healing" it feels like a synapse in my brain just snapped. Like do you think I'm fucking blind or something? Do you not think I can see the big red target saying "CRITICAL"?? and you guys have the audacity to talk down on us Mercy mains.
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June 2017

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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr

twitchquotes: Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr (2000+) FailFish keep chat high quality
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Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team

twitchquotes: Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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๐Ÿ“ž HELLO CHIPS? ๐Ÿ“ž THE SPAWN HERE

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO CHIPS? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head THE SPAWN HERE ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
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March 2017

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I sexually Identify as

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